listen to me, hear me out, modern day no quirks celebrity AU but with monosenjirou and it's a secret relationship specifically kept away from the press and the media
Monoma: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kaibara: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Jirou: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Monoma: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Kaibara: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Monoma: Yes!
Jirou: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Monoma: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Kaibara: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Jirou: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Monoma: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Kaibara: The car takes a screenshot.
Jirou: For the last time, get the fuck out.