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Dave / Dax

@dax-enfinity / dax-enfinity.tumblr.com

artist and fanfic writer who likes nicoby/natleo, i’m currently OBSESSED with Fem! Kunikida (KunikiDazai & KuniChuu) and Ichigo Kurosaki and Neito Monoma idgaf about ships don’t like don’t read
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Masky, poking his head into Slender's office: Sir? Slender: Yes, Masky? Masky, visibly frazzled and annoyed: Leo took apart another toaster! I like the kid - really, I do - but you know I can't live without toast! I can't keep going to walmart and buying a new one. I need my toast! [Slender chuckles] Slender: I will speak to him, and ask him to put his latest… "victim" back together. [He goes to Leo's bedroom/laboratory] Slender: Leo? [Leo pokes his head from a pile of scraps] Leo, age nine: Yeah, Slendy? [Slender looks about the room] Leo: I know what you're here for, and I already put the toaster back together… [He points to the repaired toaster] Slender: Leo, if you knew that taking the toaster apart was bad, then why did you do it in the first place? Leo: I can't… explain it. I just need to do things, and understand them inside and out. [Slender nods] Slender: Leo, I can tell that you're a bright lad with your whole life ahead of you. When you next need to take something apart, I want you to go to the woods and work out your anxieties there. It might make you feel better… [Slender's watch beeps] Slender: oh, and it's time for lunch. [He scoops the child up] Slender: I bet that if you ask him really nicely, Masky will let you have some of his toasted sandwiches. [Leo giggles, and the two walk off]
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Incorrect Godkill au quote:

[After Toby sees Nico for the first time]
Slenderman: That's my proxy, Nico.
Toby: well... *smooths back his hair* I'm gonna marry your proxy!
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[Alternatively; Nico seeing Toby for the first time]
Ares: this is my son, Toby.
Nico: Well... *smooths back his hair* I'm gonna marry your son!
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And Normal au for good measure

[Toby sees Nico for this first time]
Hades: this is my son, Nico.
Toby: Well... *smooths his hair back* I'm gonna marry your son!
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[Nico sees Toby for the first time]
Slender: this is my proxy, Toby.
Nico: Well... *smooths his hair back* I'm gonna marry your proxy!
Godkill au by @dax-enfinity
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Incorrect Godkill au quote:

[After Toby sees Nico for the first time]
Slenderman: That's my proxy, Nico.
Toby: well... *smooths back his hair* I'm gonna marry your proxy!
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[Alternatively; Nico seeing Toby for the first time]
Ares: this is my son, Toby.
Nico: Well... *smooths back his hair* I'm gonna marry your son!
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And Normal au for good measure

[Toby sees Nico for this first time]
Hades: this is my son, Nico.
Toby: Well... *smooths his hair back* I'm gonna marry your son!
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[Nico sees Toby for the first time]
Slender: this is my proxy, Toby.
Nico: Well... *smooths his hair back* I'm gonna marry your proxy!
Godkill au by @dax-enfinity
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