Dave / Dax

I really like F/M kunikidazai but only if it’s Fem! Kunikida and Dazai is just… Dazai

Okay let me brainrot over this AU:

Fem! Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai

Pre-Canon

They meet out of the blue, Kunikida is working part time as a math teacher while she’s studying in university and Dazai has been the boss of the Port Mafia for a couple of years because Mori died due to circumstances

Kunikida is stressed at her job as a teacher because it’s so mundane, there’s really no thrill, and she can’t really relate to her coworkers because they are all much older than her.

And also because she hasn’t met anybody else that also has any sort of Ability yet, so she’s stressed about lying to hide her Ability too.

Kunikida wants a change in her life, but she hasn’t thought about joining the ADA just yet, cue her meeting a handsome stranger out of the blue (Dazai)

They both take an immediate liking to each other, but especially Dazai, since Kunikida is a more wary person when it comes to strangers.

They both find out that the other also has an Ability and just go “they’re just like me fr fr”

They start dating and Kunikida knows early on that Dazai is the boss of the Port Mafia and that he’s apparently super dangerous and manipulative (whatever, he’s an idiot in her mind who’s too down bad for his girlfriend)

Then Kunikida joins the ADA so the two of them have to deal with the hijinks that come with a secret relationship (only person that really knows is Chuuya but he and Kunikida get along really well)

That’s it, have my brainrot over Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai

(Why is there so little content of Kunikida and Port Mafia Boss! Dazai????????)

Alright it’s time to info-dump on CarmZai

Since my last long post didn’t upload and got deleted sadly where I was talking about them and how cute they are

Son tan lindos ahshshshdhdhd !! Tengo tremendo AU sin los abilities en mi cabeza sobre ellos

NO ABILITIES AU

I imagine them in a acquaintances/allies to genuinely friends to secretly crushing on each other to lovers

Carmen and Dazai would meet at 15-16 so Demon Prodigy! Dazai & Black Sheep! Carmen

The two meet due to V.I.L.E. wanting to expand its horizons and better it’s international relations so they opt to try with the Port Mafia

Therefore V.I.L.E. decides to send Shadow-san and their best student at the academy (Carmen) to Yokohama in order to work out international relations and to form an alliance or partnership of sorts with the Port Mafia

That includes in meeting the Port Mafia executives and such (cue Dazai)

15-16 year old Carmen and Dazai end up meeting and surprisingly get along really well

An unexpected friendship soon turns into a relationship with them starting to date in secret and long distancing with secret phone calls and texts

This leads up to them helping each other when they both end up defecting from their respective organizations at 18 for good

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Now onto the present:

They’ve been in a relationship for a while and whenever Carmen’s got capers in Japan she takes it as the chance to sneak away to see Dazai in person

Shadow-san HATES Dazai’s guts so that’s a reason for why they never told him about them being a thing yet he still knows that his adoptive daughter is with someone

As for the rest of Team Red…

Player KNOWS that Carmen is dating SOMEONE but he’s got no possible idea on WHO it could be

Zack can’t believe Carmen is dating someone since he’s always seen Carmen as someone whose occupation is just too risky for a romantic relationship and how she would choose to be with someone once things have calmed down

Ivy on the other hand, she also can’t believe it but she’s the biggest eavesdropper on the team besides her brother so she’s trying to get the most information on who Carmen could be dating and if they could be good enough for her

I imagine them meeting Dazai in person while they’ve got a caper in Japan and Dazai suddenly pulls up with the most dramatic entrance as possible saving Team Red in the process from V.I.L.E. / A.C.M.E.

Devineaux & Jules get jump scared by Dazai in the process

dazai loves latinas (gente no me funen es un chiste)