I really like F/M kunikidazai but only if it’s Fem! Kunikida and Dazai is just… Dazai
Okay let me brainrot over this AU:
Fem! Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai
Pre-Canon
They meet out of the blue, Kunikida is working part time as a math teacher while she’s studying in university and Dazai has been the boss of the Port Mafia for a couple of years because Mori died due to circumstances
Kunikida is stressed at her job as a teacher because it’s so mundane, there’s really no thrill, and she can’t really relate to her coworkers because they are all much older than her.
And also because she hasn’t met anybody else that also has any sort of Ability yet, so she’s stressed about lying to hide her Ability too.
Kunikida wants a change in her life, but she hasn’t thought about joining the ADA just yet, cue her meeting a handsome stranger out of the blue (Dazai)
They both take an immediate liking to each other, but especially Dazai, since Kunikida is a more wary person when it comes to strangers.
They both find out that the other also has an Ability and just go “they’re just like me fr fr”
They start dating and Kunikida knows early on that Dazai is the boss of the Port Mafia and that he’s apparently super dangerous and manipulative (whatever, he’s an idiot in her mind who’s too down bad for his girlfriend)
Then Kunikida joins the ADA so the two of them have to deal with the hijinks that come with a secret relationship (only person that really knows is Chuuya but he and Kunikida get along really well)
That’s it, have my brainrot over Kunikida X Port Mafia Boss! Dazai
(Why is there so little content of Kunikida and Port Mafia Boss! Dazai????????)