Dave / Dax

Frfr, like now I'm imagining a whole-ass au about this where, like... (a slightly older) Nico is either married or engaged to Will, when he first encounters the creeps, and it's very angsty and full of emotional turmoil and yearning.

...this is actually a really rad idea

Okay, more ideas for this (Dave, feel free to add your own istg istg lets make this a brainstorming post lmao).

Nico and Will are going through a rough spot in their relationship.

He discovers/is exposed to the creeps in some way.

Toby starts romancing up Nico/trying to rizz him up and show him how he's not like Will. Nico is trying to shut him down.

He and Will keep drifting further apart bc of how much time he spends between the creeps and the underworld. Will is upset bc Nico keeps pushing him away/saying "later".

Eventually, it all gets too much, big fight between him and Nico. They break up.

Nico goes back to see the creeps.

Cue Toby, "Does your husband know you're here?" "That asshole doesn't need to know anything."

Cue bumping uglies as Nico tries to get over his feelings and Toby gives into his own.

Next time Nico goes to camp, Will tries to make up with him, Nico tells him to fuck off, bc... well, he's kinda now fwb with a guy that sees him as his own god, screw the rest of the pantheon.

Toby and Nico eventually fall in love, etc.

All the while, Natleo are doing their own happy side shit (Nat curbstomps Calypso, not clickbait?!)

OH MY GOD YESSSS

This is SO peak

I can imagine Nico getting exposed to the creeps first due to being with the rest of the Seven and then Percy’s telling spooky campfire stories about Slenderman and stuff cause he’s an urban mytho

Then, by Hades having deals and stuff with Slenderman, cue Nico meeting the Creeps

ITS SO GOOD

I LOVE THIS IDEA

Frfr, like now I'm imagining a whole-ass au about this where, like... (a slightly older) Nico is either married or engaged to Will, when he first encounters the creeps, and it's very angsty and full of emotional turmoil and yearning.

...this is actually a really rad idea

Okay, more ideas for this (Dave, feel free to add your own istg istg lets make this a brainstorming post lmao).

Nico and Will are going through a rough spot in their relationship.

He discovers/is exposed to the creeps in some way.

Toby starts romancing up Nico/trying to rizz him up and show him how he's not like Will. Nico is trying to shut him down.

He and Will keep drifting further apart bc of how much time he spends between the creeps and the underworld. Will is upset bc Nico keeps pushing him away/saying "later".

Eventually, it all gets too much, big fight between him and Nico. They break up.

Nico goes back to see the creeps.

Cue Toby, "Does your husband know you're here?" "That asshole doesn't need to know anything."

Cue bumping uglies as Nico tries to get over his feelings and Toby gives into his own.

Next time Nico goes to camp, Will tries to make up with him, Nico tells him to fuck off, bc... well, he's kinda now fwb with a guy that sees him as his own god, screw the rest of the pantheon.

Toby and Nico eventually fall in love, etc.

All the while, Natleo are doing their own happy side shit (Nat curbstomps Calypso, not clickbait?!)

OH MY GOD YESSSS

This is SO peak

I can imagine Nico getting exposed to the creeps first due to being with the rest of the Seven and then Percy’s telling spooky campfire stories about Slenderman and stuff cause he’s an urban mytho

Then, by Hades having deals and stuff with Slenderman, cue Nico meeting the Creeps

ITS SO GOOD

I LOVE THIS IDEA

"i heard people "i know. are shipping us?" I started it"

BLEACH x Cardcaptor Sakura for @almightybuttcheeks

At first this was going to be about the hipocrisy of fandom regarding ichiruki and the sacracity of m/f friendship rep, but then I perceveid it would be stupid since most of them could ship two doors if it was a man and woman, they just are doing mental olympics to disprove it being read as romantic.

But there's a part of this that's really annoying and it's the warriors of m/f friendship being mad at every IR shipper, but never at the people who erases Rukia infuence and importance from Ichigo's life.

Look a lot of giant Bleach accounts try to minimize Ichigo and Rukia relationship, they're the reason as to why Bleach even exist their relationship is the pillar of the entire story, they're soulmates and destined to be together (yes even in a platonic sense), but most of them don't even recognize that, most would say they're besties or share one braincell and that's it... not even having the nerve of saying Ichigo and Rukia are most important person in each other life.

It's really funny how IRs are the horrible ones for shipping two friends, but then get real quiet to the ones who literally ignore Rukia importance/presence, say Renji is actually Ichigo bestie, barely even post official art with these two, never complained about how Rukia and Ichigo bond was dimished in the last arc and in the post ending novel, like? Are you really a fan of their friendship or you are just mad bc people ship them instead of something else? Be serious for a moment! 90% of times folks say they're friends are because they find romantic IR an absurd idea, so many of "their friendship is so precious, such a shame a bunch of freaks ship them 🥺" Is it necessary? Everytime someone say Ichigo and Rukia are friends a whole ass crowd reunites to hate on the ship, I'm sorry but I thought you guys were there to celebrate their friendship? I will never take these people seriously.

okay, jauneamitieshipping + alain

i have no idea what the ship name would be if we add alain, but i fw it

listen to me on this chat

OKAY I DID SOME REASEARCH

HOW ABOUT “

radieux jaune amitie”

IT LITERALLY MEANS RADIANT YELLOW FRIENDSHIP

RadieuxJauneAmitieShipping

nobody understands my craft

Ichiruki yaoi ✨

Ichiruki yaoi ✨

No seriously , imagine another man holding your wife by her waist – just friends though !

Imagine having your ship become canon , and yet it’s the non-canon pairing that unironically has a family photo together , something that your canon couple still hasn’t gotten to this day , and mind you , it’s been almost a decade now at this point since the manga had ended

Furthermore , Kubo has drawn IR on a honeymoon with them looking at each other as they are , ha , blatantly having eye sex

It’s totally the old anime though that pushed IR , and never your God Kubo himself

nobody understands my craft

what up witches