siren song

yesss fairies again

Drain the pool, Laurence Jones

Se03 Ep10

invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

hey your cat kinda lowkey was giving god of probability and gambling and chaos so i drew her. yeah.

grey squirrel and northern cardinal are having a loud argument twenty feet above my head. this is just like Online

“characters in fic are too good at identifying scents” is officially an “his eyes did not literally darken” level of complaint to me now like it’s about the drama it’s about the romance it’s about atmosphere it’s about taking you to a heightened version of reality!!! please suspend your disbelief at least enough for vibes-based sensory descriptions it will be So Worth It i promise

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

Piping plover chick

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

you after reading this post: hrn…

from The Fran Lebowitz Reader

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

hmmm