ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

The future ended yesterday

(my part of an art trade with @sneakydraws! 🖤)

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

this always makes me giggle because of the date-based implication that he was posting this shit from the meteor

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

being blocked by a deactivated blog is like neing repelled by a magical ward on an ancient tomb. well, not really.

Satirical newspaper The Onion bought conspiracy bullshit InfoWars. I have been laughing for 5 minutes.

The Onion gains all their intellectual property, social media accounts, product inventory, and subscriber lists.

Source

From the CEO of The Onion

Quite literally Owned by the Libs 😅

reaching nirvana just to spite my buddhist mom

@maryland-officially

The four flowers of Fódlan 🌹🌻🌷🌼

This is all I can offer during trying times in regards to recent real world events. Don't give up. Don't ever give up!!! Some day we'll bloom just like a beautiful flower

The universe has a plan for you, even if you can't see it yet.

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

on tumblr you can make a post about oranges and people will be comment "i'm not a fan of lemons... but i do like this post 💛" and you'll be like ok well this isn't about lemons. just so you know. and then someone will send you a message saying "yeah, lemons SUCK lemon fans are so annoying" i didn't say that. why are we still talking about lemons i don't care about the lemons right now. and then someone will say "don't lie to us you obviously have a problem with lemons based on your recent posts" can we just talk about the oranges. please