so I think I figured out why the in-universe SPN fandom is almost entirely comprised of Sam girls. look at the list of titles of the Carver Edlund books published prior to 04.18:
apologies for the bad quality on the first screenshot, trying to get a good one before Sam starts scrolling was hard
there's no Dead In The Water. no Something Wicked. no In My Time of Dying (I think we can reasonably assume that Salvation covers the events of both Salvation and Devil's Trap all as one but they jump straight from that to Bloodlust). there are only three episodes from season 2 covered at all, and it seems to completely leave out John's demon deal, and seemingly Dean's as well. there's no What Is And What Should Never Be. it completely skips past All Hell Breaks Loose and jumps straight from Heart right to Sin City.
no wonder there are no in-universe Dean girls: fans of the Supernatural books have barely even met Dean.
furthermore, we knew Chuck had left Sam's blood drinking habits out of the books because he wanted him to appear more sympathetic to the audience, but based on this list, it seems like the entire demon blood plotline was left out entirely.
like, with the exception of Fresh Blood and maybe Mystery Spot, this is a list of books basically tailor-made to make Sam look as good as possible and place Dean firmly in the "funny but violent sidekick" role. this explains so much about the in-universe SPN fandom actually
“My theory is that Snape is actually Harry’s father and Lily cheated on James”
Me (stares in “Harry looking like a clone of James but with Lily’s eyes”)
Me (stares in “Harry having the exact same patronus as his father”)
Me (stares in “Harry having the same quidditch skills as James”)
Me (stares in “disbelief that you think that Lily would go so low as to cheat on James and have sex with a man literally oppressing her and killing people like her”)
Wait peters moms body is just hanging out in a glass case during parties? And no one questioned it?
Now I know why she’s in a case in the first place and why svenska isn’t a lady anymore 🤢
this might be the weirdest fetish i have ever seen
Definitely a serial killer by definition.