WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂‼️

I'm obsessed with making these and I'm making it everyone's problem. For the "I love you" one, Emily would say she loves you too. :)

(I *know* swapping Sam and Seb for the massive crush one would maybe make more sense, but I love headcanoning socially-awkward-Seb with socially-supportive Sam. Let me have this 😔)

For the emails/letters/chats one, I registered "chats" as "texts," so imagine it's that instead 😭

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage.

kate: dancing with my husband is so sweet and fun

anthony: DO YOU THINK IF WE DANCE CHEST TO CHEST IT’LL HIDE MY VERY OBVIOUS DESIRE FOR YOU

has this been done yet

Oh god I do have a type and it’s fucking terrible.

《 Bridgerton + Onion headlines 》

Part-5 || Part-1 || Part-2 || Part-3 || Part-4

Durgetash au but its just Bhaal and Bane thinking they are both cooking a super secret plot to get rid of the other by having their chosen seduce the other's chosen, when in reality, Gortash and Durge are just dating. Like "Of course I'll seduce him so we can overthrow the Banites, Father, but I can't just fuck him- he would see through that immediately! So I actually do need to have a candle lit dinner with him, you see-"

should i make a part 2?

Hello Greedfall fandom I come bearing gifts

silly little quote time!

Bridgerton Memes Part 3, because they make my mom laugh

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4