do we think that when harrow and gideon were toddlers and fought, harrow would throw random bones at gideon yelling its name like it's a pokemon. and that's part of the reason why gideon has so many bones memorized
Cam's blanket method for Nona probably not as effective as with Alecto
yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.
The unwanted guest outfits
You gotta hand it to Ortus, his blorbo appeared in front of him and said "I would not fucking say that" to his face and he was largely unfazed.
conversations ianthe would kill herself after hearing
That’s it, that’s the love triangle in two sentences.
“Fuck one flesh, one end, Harrow. I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end. I gave you my sword. I gave you myself. I did it while knowing I’d do it all again, without hesitation, because all I ever wanted you to do was eat me.”
Colored the Kiriona/Gideon one. I had this done for a while, but I couldn’t find a good quote of Gideon to use, cuz the ones I wanted were too long. But I think this one works with the drawing.
I finished all three Locked Tomb books within this past week so now I'm feral.
making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well
if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
Griddlehark Modern AU where Gideon's feral obsession with Rhea Ripley causes Harrow to fall into a full-scale spiral so intense she decides she has to start working out.
Cue Gideon catching Harrow in the gym (disgusting, sweating, and exhausted) and falling even more in love with her pathetically adorable goth, wet rat of a girlfriend.
actual griddlehark kiss, when?
condensed to 4 pages because that's my limit
CEOs of yearning
n the aftermath (I wonder what they did...):
working theory is that Gideon's godblood healed both her sunburns and skin cancer
Purely based on vibes
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ill genuinely start crying if i think too much about how nona could speak every language. how she could speak to all the littles in a language they recognized. how she said people were nicer when you spoke the same language as them - how it made them think you were from where they were from, had gone through what they had gone through. people of "new rho" i think about you always