painting practice w/ keema 🫶

His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel "Sam" Vimes

some recent vimes doodles! finished off my year with fifth elephant and a reread of night watch --- now onto thud!

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

these are all the same exact color . what

I can’t really explain it because he’s so devoted to the city, but Vetinari was done a great disservice as a character by never getting a scene somewhere out on a remote, windswept moor, where he’d be free to be his true dramatic self in a more natural habitat for brooding and soliloquizing, y’know?

He’s having a good time

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

This guy has never been serious about anything ever

He is getting a good grade in dungeon, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

I want to re-read the guards books so badly, but like, without having to take the time to read them with my eyes.

So I think what I really want to do is just...absorb them? So they're part of me.

That's normal, right...? 👀

I like the audiobooks for my Discworld rereads, and unlike with most series you have a few different options for Discworld audiobooks! There's the new adaptations (the City Watch books are narrated by Jon Culshaw) but my favourites are the original Nigel Planer/Stephen Briggs ones (Stephen Briggs does the best Vetinari voice imo).

There's also the Tony Robinson abridged audio adaptations, although according to the foreword of the 25th anniversary edition of Hogfather, Tony Robinson thought that Terry Pratchett hated him for years - but it turned out that Pratchett just hated abridged versions of his books and it was nothing personal lol. They were actually pretty good friends once they cleared that up!

Anyway, your local library might have copies of at least some of them on Libby/Overdrive so it's worth checking!

>doing a thing >neurotypical person stops me and tells me the "right" way to do it >ask if it's actually better or just societal convention >they don't get it >show a chart explaining what is actually better and what is just societal convention >"haha it's the right way to do it" >do it their way >it's societal convention

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

(by mari.o)

😾

NOT CLICKBAIT !!!

this is ridiculously funny

jun & keema

This guy has never been serious about anything ever

I just remembered this post and imagined Vetinari as The Hanged Man with a chicken leg in one hand and a book on Lacemaking Through The Ages in the other. To be honest it's one of the best mental images I've ever had.

Bonus points if the book is upside down from Vetinari's perspective/the right way up from the viewer's perspective.

This guy has never been serious about anything ever

I just remembered this post and imagined Vetinari as The Hanged Man with a chicken leg in one hand and a book on Lacemaking Through The Ages in the other. To be honest it's one of the best mental images I've ever had.