Shut the fuck up

I’m so sick of this website

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

LILY GLADSTONE reacting to a special message from her former classmates' Oscars watch party at their high school

LILY GLADSTONE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS YOU SHOULD HAVE WON THE OSCAR BUT THERE WILL BE SO MANY MORE TIMES FOR YOU THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

QUINTA BRUNSON — Photographed by AB+DM for The New Yorker (Mar 18, 2024)

🍎 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY ↪ S03E04: “SMOKING”

I can’t stop quoting this, it’s becoming a problem

hey. hey, quick question. are we in hell?

good news, we can all sleep peacefully

The Marvels (2023), dir. Nia DaCosta

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

Gecko Black Velvet

i joke a lot about being the reason for the fast car renaissance, but this is actually so beautiful and i’m glad tracy chapman got to have this moment tonight 🥹

Sleep Token - Rain

I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies