Y’all, Eve Blanchard is most definitely some kinda psycho out to hurt the Whitly (I can’t tell you how much I hate the spelling of their name, damnit) family. In the trailer for the next episode, she’s totally going to try and slice up Malcolm while all post-coital and nude. I just can’t decide if she’s secretly his half-sister (ew) or if she’s the daughter of a victim of the Surgeon’s. I just dunno.