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Bet you didn't know that you needed this little strip about a trans vampire and her magical catgirl girlfriend.

Source: https://webtoons.com/en/challenge/my-dragon-girlfriend/valentines-day-special-/viewer?title_no=162918&episode_no=336

For those of you who are unaware about the amazing comic, “My Dragon GF”, Olive, the transfem vampire is near and dear to me for a lot of reasons. This gift of a character shoved me out of the closet and made me proud to be transfem. This little floof of an anxious wreck was the character that made me feel heard and loved as a transgirl. Olive is the girl I think of whenever the gender norm police come knocking at my door. Olive is the reason I don’t tuck because she makes me proud to be who I am and that I shouldn’t change as much as I originally thought I should. I’m also getting a plush of her bat form very soon.

Olive, the transgirl vampire, was a revelation and the star that I continue to follow as I grow closer to presenting as close as I can to her. I love her with as much of a fervor as a non-tucking, vampire loving, lesbian transfem disaster can love a character.

Olive, you are a brilliant gift and if you haven’t read this comic, which is still going by the way, please do.

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valtsv

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

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I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

  • A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
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autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

SIR.

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grumpytrans

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

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