Take a Step

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

Hades 2 looking great

Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

Tries to flirt with trans women by showing them pictures of my gundams and losing at magic the gathering

I fall to the ground defeated and all of my vampire cards fall out of my pockets and I look up at her and bat my eyelashes

Uh oh I dropped my land cards in between my thighs can you get them for me

Wow I need to get laid so bad

Girl are you a land cause damn that ass neeps tapped

the libs wanna rename it to san frantransco

of you to assume I can make a funny font joke

why isn’t this site dead yet

Saw an extremely good sign on the bus today

this is who i am

this is the life that i lead

(i hope you’re happy with yourself vector)

ain't got a care in the world but got plenty of beer

ain't got no money in my pocket but

vegan anime gf who doesn’t fit into a single personality trope call that a non-dere

a nsfw commission 

So Aloe's here but ....