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Slay the Princess is now one of the top 200 highest rated games of all time on Steam. Absolutely unfathomable to think about. There's something like 70,000 games on Steam.

Thank you so much to everyone who's left a review! And thank you so much to everyone who's enjoyed the game.

We can't wait to share even more of it with you this fall — The Pristine Cut is gonna blow the initial release out of the water ^^

genuinely cannot emphasize enough that the damsel in distress archetype really does not exist in medieval literature the way people think it does. these ladies are really only in distress because they can’t find a knight willing to enact bloodshed for them. if anything these damsels are causing distress

Slay the princess is the exact kinda game where all of the fans should be making their own princesssonas and longquietsonas and self inserts and oc aus. this game is the kinda story meant to be reshaped and remolded and made into your own visage and we should be doing that. what is your version of the princess, what road do you take to get them, what does your long quiet look like, how perfectly do your ocs fit into the themes of this game? tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!

@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.

it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.

yeah! pirate it! or buy it for 20% off this weekend or pirate it! the important thing is that your first experience of Slay the Princess is *yours.* we've written so many branching scenarios, and we want your first playthrough to be a reflection of *you*

It's been a good day for button pressers and cookie clicker players.

But it's too late now, isn't it? Some things, when honked, can never be unhonked. Everything goes dark, and you're pied.

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slay the princess is a very serious and existential game

I really liked Slay the Princess but why was that one route called "The Adversary" when it should have been called "The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen"

Huh?

"The Adversary" is one of the terms christianity, especially clergy, use to refer to Lucifer, a.k.a. the devil.

Gaze upon them, and ponder how alike they are.

She lives rent free in my head