Holy shit, so the open beta for Monster Hunter Wilds came out, and people have discovered there's like, an arachnophobia filter for creatures like these, that jump on you and knock you to the ground:

Which, that's all well and good, it's nice they're looking out for people like that-

BUT THEIR SOLUTION IS THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH???

LIKE... JESUS CHRIST, SLIME FETISHISTS COME GET YOUR JUICE I GUESS LMAO

Still images don't even do it justice, you are literally getting humped by slime!