funniest screenshot from the entirety of the Alex Jones trials so far imo

What really elevates this is that's Jones's lawyer.

you know the posts that are formatted like

just imagine lawyers (◕‿◕✿)

lawyers filing paperwork

lawyers eatinga potato

lawyers and accountants being cute and snuggly babies (otp alert)

lawyers doing a jumping jack

lawyers washing hands after using the TOILET

lawyers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

now im no big titty lawyer,

i am excuse me *pushes boobily into the courtroom knocking over stacks of papers with my huge naturals*

Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

don’t talk to the cops! they aren’t joking when they say that anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. be sure to use these words exactly; no uncertainty in upholding your rights.