Take a Step

okay ill concede to the liberals that I dont think kamala harris would have put elon musk in charge of a government department called doge.

source, unfortunately. surely we live in the stupidest of all possible worlds.

girls I know this isn’t at the top of the concerns list but you’re gonna want to stop eating commercially produced meat real soon

actually i will add this. if you are in western washington, especially in king, snohomish, or clark counties, and you have the ability and desire to raise meat rabbits for food, dm me. i will give you animals, i will help you find cages and equipment, and i will teach you how to process them for meat. hell ill even give you recipes - and im cajun you can trust me.

if you are not in washington but are still interested in meat rabbits, i can probably hook you up anyway. i run a community of rabbit breeders across the country and we all are passionate about food security.

please be safe, everyone. it's about to be a wild ride.

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

IT'S REALLLL CHAT IT'S REAL I'M SCREAMING

WHAT-

HAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

melania after both assassination attempts failed

boeing was using up all the competent hitmen

the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

Within a few hours

this is my understanding of the debate thus far

kamala harris: i love israel and commit to continuing as much genocide as i can. i will do just as much border fascism as you can if not more. i will be certain to continue fracking until every coral reef in florida is nothing but white skeletal corpses as far as the eye can see. god bless america.

donald trump: well folks, she’s a radical left marxist. and those radical left marxists, they love transgenders. and they love illegal immigrants. so in order to create more transgenders she’s transitioning illegal immigrants in prison. and i believe in russia’s right to independence from transgender illegal immigrants.

Btw

And he wonders why advertisers pulled out of twitter

Arizona GOP Launches 'Eat Less Kittens' Billboards Referencing Unfounded Conspiracy Theory

"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats

SHE HAS TO FIRST TRAIN AN APPRENTICE AND SHE HAS TO RECEIVE HER LIVES FROM STARCLAN

*donald trump voice* now listen to this one folks. kamalaheart hasn't even mentored an apprentice. can you believe that? she was made deputy of americaclan and she hasn't even mentored an apprentice. you can't do that. and you know why? because that breaks the warrior code. joewhisker is breaking the warrior code

(his toupee is a leucistic squirrel he found somewhere)

trump got asked if he was gender fluid in the interview 😭

The signs have been here for a while

Tenacious D breaking up because Jack Black is a corporate sellout who cares more about his career than his friendships and morals is the funniest possible way that could've gone

i need more details

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

Well they probably weren't looking for a white guy

‘Guys this is not good now they’re gonna paint the left as dangerous and violent and use this to make themselves the victims and characterize everyone else as criminals’ y’all really been white in this country. It’s insane to me

Those kids in tents at university campus all across America were protesting for peace. They were hosed down like dogs. Y’all panicking about something black kids have known since Breonna. Since Floyd. Since Garner. Since my lil baby Trayvon Martin wid candy and juice in his hands. And then Rittenhouse. We are the enemy. They never needed a martyr. They just want to kill us

Good news for American minorities: shooter was white

He was registered Republican, but apparently also made a 15$ donation to the Biden campaign at one point. Average American swing voter.