Take a Step

this video constantly lives in my head rent free.

saul’s list of people you can sue

JMM

based on real life events😔

Better Moshi Moshi Saul

@bixels and I were watching Better Call Saul

been needing to get this out of my system for a while LMAO

I'm sorry Walta, the Cucumber has spoken.

Better Call Trixie - Argodaemon

Better Call Trixie - Argodaemon

Real

gus goes to anime school

You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.

I know she swapped those cakes! She got that Pinkie at the bakery to lie for her! … You think this is bad? This? This coltery? The Wonderbolts race! You think a pegasus just happens to crash like that? No! She orchestrated it! Twily! … “But not our Twily! Couldn’t be precious Twily!” Treating them kind! And she gets to be an alicorn? What a sick joke!

You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.

And HE gets to have a cutie mark? What a sick joke.

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills