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ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer.  started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better.  anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.  

also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

Shoots you with milk beams from my big naturals (it impales you, you are dead)

i'm very sorry

Hypothetical scenario: someone is on Ao3, looking for fanfiction to read. This person only speaks/reads English, and they set the language filter to only show fics written in English.

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begging the poll anon to tell us about the argument that led to this question

Darkrai comes to Pokemon UNITE on Oct17!

Also, neat jiangshi-inspired Holowear for Mimikyu and Decidueye. This year's Iono from Masters would approve 😂

Shadow's had quite the journey since his creation on the ARK. Need a quick refresher? Check out Something About Shadow the Hedgehog by @terminalmontageyt

Watch now: https://youtu.be/yg7Oxq0V0bw?si=qdsOyltNAhpEdfLw

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

that's a fucking abysmal number that's pathetic. there really is no excuse for this

Fascinated by the two hundred and sixty-one M/M Taylor Swift fics

the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed

chainsaw man fandom already gaslighting people into thinking ears never existed. incredible work

i'm being genuine this is great stuff

ears are gone!

That's OK. I honestly mostly remember "Trans woman reads that eating bananas while pregnant can lead to having a girl, uses time travel to convince her pregnant mom to eat bananas so she could be born a cis girl" as like the most insane trans plot I have ever seen.

That's fucking funny actually. Good for her

how funny would it be if at the debate trump just lunges at biden n starts chasing him around the stage saying 'i'm gonna getcha i'm gonna getcha'

at first it's a little bit scary because nobody knows what's going on least of all Biden but then he looks back and sees the good natured look in Trump's eyes and he starts smiling and laughing and they start rolling around tickling and hugging and kissing each other a little bit and everyone in the audience is laughing and clapping and having a genuinely great time

Post that made me straight

sorry that male intimacy makes you so uncomfortable. seems like something you need to work through.

i had to delete my reblog of this and repost it because i realized this omits the other half of the tweets

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

what in the gay sitcom nightmare