#4chan – @dash-n-step on Tumblr

I love the implication here that there is a fantasy setting full of people advocating for dragon mounts, saying all sorts of things like "you get so much more weight carried per unit dragon!" And "They last for so long that we'll be sorted for hundreds, if not thousands of years!!"

Meanwhile the CEOs of Big Equine are returning with things like "But dragos are incredibly dangerous and unstable, not to mention far more expensive to maintain" and "Dragons can also be weaponised to cause horrific destruction! We can't risk other nations unlocking dragon power"

#text reblog #4chan #economics #horses #dragons

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calhaspam

grumpyoutlaw

Anonymous asked:

Encountered a 4chan text recently about a guy whose roommates started watching Arcane because one of them said there's a character in it that looks like this guy, and the resemblance was so uncanny that the roommates burst out laughing when Viktor appeared on the scene. The guy tries to act like seeing himself animated doesn't weird the hell out of him but internally gets obsessed with Viktor. He discovers pornographic fanfiction and keeps reading it purely because he's amazed that there's so goddamn many women out there genuinely horny for a sad little fictional guy who looks just like him. Then he realises that this must mean that the reason he can't get laid is definitely his personality.

So in conclusion, there's an above zero chance there's a guy out there irl who looks exactly like Viktor, but the bad news is it's a 4chan dude.

I have no idea what to do with this information either.

grumpyoutlaw answered:

I need to see a picture of him or else I dont believe this! XD

udonnerdle

I NEED EVIDENCE

I think I found the post

#asdagbganaawtbw #text reblog #4chan #arcane #league of legends #long post #tumblr shenanigans

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suckycat

silentauthor96

"still at job. books don't pay the bills"

#text reblog #capitalism #4chan #/b/#probably #books #writing

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evilton

lostorc

#oh yeah there's the pride flag camo #metal gear #metal gear solid #metal gear 3 #text reblog #4chan

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vampireopossum

phonographzerohash

thinking about how 4chan users overuse of the slur 'fag' to refer to each other eventually mutated into the word functioning more like a suffix used to denote a callsign, '[identifying detail]-fag', in lieu of people identifying each other by names, and how because of this gay guys would refer to themselves themselves as 'gayfags' when they needed to clarify that they were indeed actually gay when referring to themselves as faggots

#i love the tag someone just left ''why do you know this much about 4chan''#my sister in christ this is surface level knowledge of a site that isn't deep at all #text reblog #4chan #f slur