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a collection of covid tweets, part 5

(the tweet collection series)

what a week huh?

I think I will remember the week of Nov 3rd, 2020 for the rest of my goddamn life.

this was the most alive id felt in years

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

Happy 2021 everyone

You just had to be there

I think I'm physically unable to explain this post

Sorry if I’m ruining the joke but here’s the explanation picture by picture. 

1. The US elections were going on on November 5th. Crazy shit. We were trying to get Trump out of office and everyone was shitting bricks

2. There’s this show called Supernatural and people have been shipping the mains (I think) Dean and Cas for like EVER and so the finale was airing during the US elections and it turns out that destiel, as the ship is called, is actually canon but right after the big love confession they yeeted Cas into Superhell, making the whole thing pretty damn homophobic. Also the scene was insanely awkward and weirdly shot, probably because of covid.

3. Nevada was kind of slow with their vote counting and since everyone was shitting themselves waiting for the election results to come out, Tumblr and the internet started to meme on them.

4. I have no idea what was going on with the Sherlock thingie but I’d assume people went nuts because I know that the Tumblr LOVED Sherlock. It was kind of an old fandom revival with the whole Supernatural thing going on. 

5. There were these letters from the Zodiac Killer that were written in code and they were FINALLY decoded and he spelled paradise wrong (paradice I think) and then Ted Cruz made a joke about it on twitter (because heehaw everyone thinks he’s the Zodiac Killer)

6. Based on the vote count, Donald Trump was losing and he was crapping himself and attempting to get the vote counting stopped. His followers went out and protested I think and attempted to literally stop the counting of votes. Also there were widespread accusations of voter fraud which were false but led to a bunch of recounts, only delaying the inevitable. 

Missing the days before COVID

(Class assignment)

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

these all feel 5 years away at least

this actually didn’t get as many memes as it deserved

I love that we had to get clarity on which alien thing was being referenced

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

these all feel 5 years away at least

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

Happy 2021 everyone

2020 may have sucked badly, but at least their animated slate was top tier.

y’all need to STOP saying shit like “remember how before the pandemic we used to do [unhygienic thing]?” no girl i washed my fucking hands. that is a you problem

I don't care if it's been months!! superhell is still funny!!!

good morning everyone. I think we should all seek therapy.

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