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(previously azurassong) || bea || brazil 🇧🇷 || she/her || bi 🏳️‍🌈 || currently playing: nier replicant, fe engage, fortnite and ow2 || icon and header by me
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finished one of my assignments so here have an infographic in Portuguese on the timeline of kagerou project. this took me a day from sketch to completion + 3 hours of another day because i chaged how i wanted to display the text lmao

also spoiler warning for like the entirety of the kagerou project lmao

extras: my sketches + the textless version because it looks pretty good for a wallpaper

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herssian

did they intend to give solas and rook three times the chemistry they gave solas and lavellan in the base inqusition game or am i witnessing the funniest possible thing bioware could've done

this is peak comedy

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hey reminder btw bc I'm already starting to see this I know we're all emotional and all

but do not discuss legally actionable things on tumblr

not " in minecraft" , not via slang, not Just Joking, not at all

absolutely plan what you're gonna plan but either (ideally) don't do it online or , if you must, use MUCH more secure means

something something summary line, just practice basic internet safety . in minecraft.

A reminder from the National Lawyers Guild:

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oh my god it’s laika day everyone drop what you’re doing… we honour a little dog who was sent up into space 65 years ago today. she was found as a three year old stray mongrel wandering the streets of moscow. her ability to endure hardy conditions got her chosen as the candidate for a journey she was never meant to survive. she passed away seven hours after liftoff. I hope she died dreaming of chasing rabbits up in the stars I love u laika forever and ever

Never forget, she was loved

She was not killed as an act of cruelty, or simply neglected. People cared about her, and the many space dogs who survived proves it

She was loved

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mckitterick
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adastra-sf

great ritual for honoring Laika's memory (from another thread)

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libraford

Thinking about when I first moved to Ohio and me and my girlfriend went out for our anniversary date. We thought it would be nice to overdress a little and it was winter, so we were wearing wool hats. We looked very 1940s and it was cute.

A lady came up to me and said: "excuse me, are you part of that society of ladies that dress fancy?"

Me: "No ma'am, we are on a date."

Lady: "the both of you? Like that?"

Me: "...it's our anniversary?"

Lady was prepared for two people in their 30s to be part of a Red Hat Society offshoot, but not lesbians.

One night I was hungry and the guy I was dating at the time ordered a pizza for me. Presumably he said "it's for my boyfriend" or something like that. I went to pick it up and the lady said "Oh this was ordered by your girlfriend Mike"

Obsessed with this. I think my gender today will be Girlfriend Mike.

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cornsnoot

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

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kaijutegu

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

yeah okay ill reblog that

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willaux

i tracked down the reddit post because i wanted to see what the hell this guy was annotating like 30 pages in

i do NOT know french but i applaud this guy who seems to be attempting to decode the book as if the whole thing were cryptography

#he is absolutely trying to figure out the dimensions of the house#unhinged behavior but also somehow a completely valid way to read this shitass book

(via @willaux)

This guy role playing as Johnny Truant. 🤣

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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all.

it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and shit it was brutal

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