picking lint off the sofa

who up minioning they devil or whatever the phrase is?

Fairly confident that, if it came down to it, Eric’s Daniel could take down Akasha in one sitting by just asking her probing questions.

I think one of the craziest and most interesting things about Lestat as a character (in the books at least) is that he pretty much never lies. We know that Louis and Armand for instance lie all the time to themselves and everyone around them. But not Lestat. That boy tells the truth to a fault. He stays away from Nicki for the first half of TVL because he knows he can’t lie to him about being a vampire. Even when he’s asked to lie to his fledglings about Those Who Must Be Kept, he struggles to do so and prefers to just “lie” by omission. And even then he ends up telling the truth about that to the entire world because he just can’t help himself. Lestat needs to tell the truth.

Louis tries really hard to represent Lestat as a liar but he just isn’t. The only time that Lestat does “lie” is by omission, or by subtly misrepresenting the truth which often manifests as him making himself appear more evil and vicious than he actually is. But even when he tries to lie he cannot help but tell the truth. Like he just cannot hold it in. And he gets himself into Situations because he is basically incapable of keeping up a lie.

Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk or whatever.

Y’all ever think about how Marius flopped at every job he ever tried. Trying to write a history of the Roman Empire? No one cares. Becoming an Old God of the Druid grove? Nah. Medieval/renaissance painting? Your paintings are mediocre and will never be remembered. Those Who Must Be Kept? All it took was one disaster fledgling to show up with a violin to derail thousands of years of effort.

The incompetence is astounding. Homeboy is unemployable.

throwback to s1 while we rot waiting for s3.

gremlin mode

stop therapizing my toxic characters I like them the way they are

I need that iwtv texting AU with all the members of the Eternal Coven plus Claudia stat.

When will the girlies understand that Louis is just as toxic if not more toxic than Lestat?

“He was as much of a captive as we were” honey he’s the captor.

As a lifelong Armand girlie I have to say not only could he have prevented it he fucking caused it.

Who wore it better?

I have never had a love hate relationship with a fictional character as intense and complex as the one I have with Marius de Romanus.

we’re all fine!

Hear me out hear me out…… Interview with the Vampire men but as soju bottle memes???

Can’t stop thinking about Assad Zaman’s Armand and his vibrating eyeballs…..