hot mess

like… thor came back to earth, announced that he was friends with a talking racoon and tree and steve was just like sounds swell, buddy, glad to have you back, ol’ pal. that haircut makes you look even more handsome than before, man

High five sparklet！

Nordic mythology is so fucked up. 

Thor: Ragnarok + Hulk “Smash”

I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us. He did try to kill me. Yes, me too. On many, many occasions.

The people aren’t cheering and lauding him, but rather they are smiling. Humbly bowing. Grateful. And Thor isn’t acting arrogant. Not trying to show off any swagger. He is stately. A contemplative and dignified king.

What were you the god of, again?

New haircut? I noticed you’ve copied my beard.

Come on, you love it. I hate it. It’s great! It works every time.