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Dreaming a little bigger, darling

@darlinglisa / darlinglisa.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Lisa. Things you will find here include a lot of hockey (mostly Hawks and Pens, but I am a multi hockey player girl,) some bandom, Avengers, Doctor Who, and whatever else happens to catch my attention. I live in the desert and am old enough to be considered a "child of the '80's" so do with that what you will. This is my happy place and I tend to flail and fangirl like a huge dork. Friend and unfriend at will, no harm, no foul.
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kimmiesue13
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thosedaysthatwill

I think my favorite thing about hockey as a fandom is that everyone seems to independently go “This specific idiot is my idiot. I have picked him out of the whole pile of idiots because he is special.” Criteria is different for everyone, but it’s something we’ve all kind of agreed to do. BUT at the same time, we look around our team(s) and agree, “Your idiot is also a very special idiot, and that’s nice. Here’s a picture of him.”

#it's funny because it's true#my idiots are all tiny balls of rage#or russians#or goalies#oh gods help me
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ladyofthelog
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berlynn-wohl

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

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legolokiismighty

i was already reblogging, but R2-D2 made me laugh so hard. 

#i lol'd#it's funny because it's true
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