cant stop thinking about the man who offered to Manage My Only Fans for me last night as an opening line???
#like i knew men were running a lot of these girls accounts bc like pimps will be pimps but…omg?#hello this is me eloise#tbd tbd tbd!!!#i think tho the only reason i cant forget it is bc he was like 5’9 like.#imagine that level of confidence at that height??? what is that??? how do u achieve that???#feels like i can never go to that bar again tho now which. is annoying to me. thats actually maybe The Issue here.#but also he was so short!!! & yet!!! ???!!!#also i don’t think men should be allowed to say the word fuckdoll to your face unless they are actually in the bed with you at the time.#like that is part of it too but the main thing is the height my god jesus wept.#edit i think actually it’s a word allowed in states of extreme drunkenness Maybe to a stranger Maybe but that? did not seem like the vibe?#but. god. 5’9!!!#anyway this is maybe a note to write a fic about the trauma of this when i like. eventually properly process it maybe