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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
80s macgyver had like 8326894 hot ex gfs all over the entire world he regularly visited but never actually touched, but also had exactly one (1) ex mysterious bad boy bf from high school who showed up every few months throughout their late 20s-30s to steal literally everything macgyver owned, get him shot at, get him arrested, call him private cutesy nicknames, crash planes&/cars they were in together, stay over at his house for weeks at a time uninvited, all while macgyver moaned about not wanting him there both privately in his own inner monologue & at the top of his lungs to his face, yet angus macgyver somehow is not regarded as a classic queer tv icon. what the hell and fuck.
#he’s literally captain kirk but with no back up & a more monogamous mindset#hello this is me eloise#tbd#i like don’t know if it’s just bc ppl think jack dalton isn’t a babe or what but? they were cute together actually so? what’s the story?#i haven’t slept in forever my adhd is too powerful this is hell actually#also canonically loves hockey which? gay. like he’s from minnesota but it’s still full body contact homoeroticism on ice#gay!!! also explain him bleaching his hair more and more despite his secret agent pursuits like?#pardon me malibu meets minneapolis hockey boy scout espionage barbie like?#please. p l e a s e.#macgyver#also they had him all bloody and crying in tight sleeveless tops all the time and like magically knowing it was murdoc in drag INSTANTLY?#also when he went full protective ex bf when jack was in hospital insisting a shady government agency pay for his ex bfs destroyed property#but getting rly nervous to admit to jack that like. he was actually responsible for said destroyed property bc he was checking out murdoc#again in full fucking drag like. macgyver as a straight guy is the least believable part of the entire show actually???#also when he had to come up with his dumb nerd loser persona & just made his voice higher & wore a cuter jacket than ever & did his hair?#come on? come on!!! except honourable mention to the one other undercover persona where he acted like he was maybe a small time con artist#sleeping w his straight older boss hooking him up w drugs & hot girls who looked like HIM?!#taking him on dates to the race track?!!!#like? maybe even more iconic queer tv than star trek tos maybe. holy fuck.#good god i need my meds so much i cant cope#eta: the episode where they fostered a baby together & macgyver built it little itsy bitsy baby hockey gear despite like We Cant Keep Him!#eta: the reveal in the first murdoc ep where macgyver was sleeping in jacks bed while he was in hospital altho the heavy implication was he#had been staying there awhile already before jack went to hospital? hello? hello?!#eta in several/almost all jack eps there’s a closeup on macgyver face when he literally says we’re over it’s OVER then a shot of jacks grin#???!!! who allowed this on actual tv like the 80s were so weird what WAS any of that if not classic queer media???#eta half the ITS OVER times def also featured macgyver going like I Can’t Believe You Did This To Me AGAIN & then looking at strangers#& pointing out jacks behaviour to them like ‘i can’t believe you did — he did it to me again!!!’ like. god. g o d.#eta ‘i never could just say no to him’ delivered in a tone of! but! oh well! we’re all just doing our best! que sera! like…alright mac sure#eta the ep that ends on jack shoving a bouquet of flowers in his hands & posing for a photo together?#eta the time jack seriously proposed they get married & raise that baby together?????? hello???!!!
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the usa shouldn’t be the political and economic focal point of the entire fucking planet, actually
I just learned that my medication is out of stock COUNTRYWIDE because America is restricting how much ADHD medication Australia is allowed to make... and they're just flat out ignoring Australia's request to meet to negotiate more.
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#hello this is me eloise#there is literally none anywhere and its terrifying because it’s killing people who try to buy on the street and also people who you know…#can’t keep themselves alive without it like…#idk for me it’s getting more dangerous by the day but!!! lmao!!!#worth noting that the generics they rushed out to Help with this not only 1 made it worse but also 2 are far less effective & have#much worse side effects but! since even those are unavailable everywhere it really doesn’t matter!!!
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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.
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Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance
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I want the hunger God born me with.
— Maya Salameh, from "FAIROUZ RECITES HER LUNGS," How to Make an Algorithm in the Microwave
cant stop thinking about the man who offered to Manage My Only Fans for me last night as an opening line???
#like i knew men were running a lot of these girls accounts bc like pimps will be pimps but…omg?#hello this is me eloise#tbd tbd tbd!!!#i think tho the only reason i cant forget it is bc he was like 5’9 like.#imagine that level of confidence at that height??? what is that??? how do u achieve that???#feels like i can never go to that bar again tho now which. is annoying to me. thats actually maybe The Issue here.#but also he was so short!!! & yet!!! ???!!!#also i don’t think men should be allowed to say the word fuckdoll to your face unless they are actually in the bed with you at the time.#like that is part of it too but the main thing is the height my god jesus wept.#edit i think actually it’s a word allowed in states of extreme drunkenness Maybe to a stranger Maybe but that? did not seem like the vibe?#but. god. 5’9!!!#anyway this is maybe a note to write a fic about the trauma of this when i like. eventually properly process it maybe
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what if i was a little bear with round ears and soft hands and a round tail . what then
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Pink bath 💐
Anonymous asked:
i used to be really into hp and i really loved reading your always sunny in philadelphia au (steal your honey like i stole your bike). i'm sure you deleted it for good reason, but i really miss rereading it. loved that fic so much, it was so good. hope u have a happy new year
thank you so much honey happy new year!!!💘
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tw mental breakdown tw mentally ill girl tw mental illness tw crazy girl tw insane girl hashtag female hysteria
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imagine someone thinking about you before they sleep
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Clare, you little lesbian legend 🌈
[id: a gouache portrait of Clare Devlin from Derry Girls. She's wearing a pink sweater with clouds and a rainbow on it, she's talking on the phone shaped like a hamburger. behind her there's light pink wallpaper with little roses on it. /end id]
have decided im in love with those people who are obsessed with their air fryers?
#hello this is me eloise#tbd#like it’s so adorably grown up its the adult equivalent of a 5yr old with one of those pink easy bake ovens.#they tell u all the time I Made This In The Air Fryer as if u asked about? what they ate at all?#theyre just like so genuinely psyched to talk about it!!! not the meal! the machinery of it all!#so cute to me like truly.#that said i have yet to figure out what the hell and fuck an air fryer is or why to invest in one.#& i kind of sort of deep in my bones feel like maybe everyone is in the same boat & thats why the people who have been like?#scammed into buying them are always wanting to talk about it like? to justify it to themselves?#Yes I Bought It & I Don’t Know Why But I DO Use It Constantly So It’s Fine!#like? seems fair actually. but. idk if anyone will ever admit it so. i prob have to actually buy one to be certain and?#then either 1 i become obsessed with it because everyone does or?#2 i get scammed because! everyone does!#WERE easy bake ovens pink or was the packaging pink? or am i thinking of something else entirely??? idk. i feel like they mustve been like#all overpriced garbage fire products marketed For Little Girls has historically involved pink? i think? lately less probably but?#those retro old school easy bake ovens were i think secretly maybe Get Back In The Kitchen propaganda anyway so? pink?#anyway. love these air fryer people.