Smug Bastard...
@swampy-tiefling and I played a game of drawing a panel and passing it off to each other. It resulted in drawing our cats' strange dynamic.
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scoopin out the rest of the brainrot like it's soft serve, soon I'll be free
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My wife's cat every time I try and pet him
Correction:
But yes, he does look at you like you're ruining his whole day.
“Well, Luigi IS riding Bowser. Just not how he expected.” - @swampy-tiefling
I was doing a bit more writing before I need to watch my niece, and I wasn't paying attention as Moonie started talking. So imagine my surprise when I thought I heard 'there's a clown on this site that makes it so that my male cat can have babies with another boy cat. And I think that's wonderful.'
I stared for a moment before going 'repeat that first part for me, please?'
"I said that there's a flower on this-"
"FLOWER! Oh thank GOD!"
"... So hey, what did YOU think I said?" She asked, with a huge grin. Making me groan as i realized I had to explain. I told her, and she laughed.
"Ah, nice to know clowns have the magic to make cat mpreg a thing."
So yeah, hate that.
Is there anything better in life than your wife giving you stickers? I mean, hugs and kisses are great and all... but stickers!
Me: *dropping the tomatoes from my leftover noodles*
Me: NOOOO, I tomatoed the floor!
Wife, not missing a beat: Happens to the best of us.
I was tagged by @eeveelotions for this challenge. Decided to make it its own post so as to not spam others.
Rules are to share the first lines of ten [though I’ll be doing 5 because this was getting long] of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. As usual, tagging whoever thinks this looks fun and wants to do it.
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Laying next to my wife, as she casually blows a frog. All on a Saturday night.
I WAS PAINTING A GIFT. IT WASN’T DRYING FAST ENOUGH! IT WAS FOR
Mom: Wait, where's Moonie?
Me: In the closet.
Mom: Huh... she spends a lot of time in the closet, doesn't she?
Me, sworn to secrecy over the new 3D printer housed in the closet, trying to come up with a response: Life be hard sometimes. Closet time helps.
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@swampy-tiefling just now: ‘I bet Metabee wrote that.’
Duckvember: Holiday Duck
Or, I suppose, it should be called ‘thankful duck’ as this was a pic dedicated to gratitude. Last year my wife was seperated from me as we had been apart during the pandemic-- as I was stuck in Ohio with family.
Now? We’re together after a lot of hardships from friends and strangers alike donating to help us be reunited. I don’t think you guys can begin to imagine how just having her with me has improved my life immensely.
Thank you. 💛
[While talking to the wife about a picture idea I dreamt up, and doing research.]
Me: Dear lord. Wifey... Victorians ate so much fucking soup. Did you know TURNIP soup was a thing?
Wife: Ugh.
Me, increasingly growing more disgusted: Corn soup. Celery Soup. Did you know mock OYSTER soup was a thing? How the fuck do you MOCK an oyster?
Wife: WELL--
Me: You insult it.
Wife: ...
Me: ... Sorry. My brain was so upset by soup talk, that it had to tell a joke to make me feel better.
"I don't want to grow up, I died as a kid~ 🎶"
Moonie, sung to the tune of ‘Toys R Us’ jingle.
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Snark’s Nephew: What’re you eating?
Me: Cat food.
Snark’s Nephew: Eww! You disgust me. Why’re you eating cat food?
Me: Cause I’m a cat.
Snark’s Nephew: Dang.
Why can’t adults be that supportive and understanding when I just want to be a cat that day
Anything is cat food if you share it with the cat as well, wifey.
Went to a friend’s wedding yesterday. Wifey and I cleaned up pretty good.