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speaking of disco elysium, ive probably forgotten enough of it to try enjoying it again

got all my progress back from when the game broke, found a place to stop & quit, and now im feeling that familiar aversion to opening again. continuing the pattern of being generally well written but agonizing to interact with on every level, but worse cus the first playthrough in 2021 didn't have any catastrophic bugs

Oh yeah, Disco Elysium is the best game I've ever played, and at the same time it feels like it was put together with popsicle sticks and chewing gum. I've lost mountains of progress before because I forgot to save before entering a dialogue that just glitches out and never loads in, meaning I have to force quit the game.

I only started playing this year, so it's interesting to hear that the games gotten buggier since 2021. I've forgiven a lot of the jank cause it's clear that the devs never really got to finish the game, but if new updates are making it worse instead of better...

I'm also curious, when you say that it's agonizing to interact with on every level, do you mean that the bugs are spoiling the whole experience for you, or that you also weren't liking the core mechanics in the first place?

somebody toucha my spaghet

A 2016 meme, a forgotten staple of the middle school classroom, an emblem of terrible times. Unfortunately, it's also an AMAZING vocal stim, and has completely calcified itself within my brain

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this is what it's like

i’m reading a book about the physics of avalanches and in the foreword the author explains that it came about because one day while skiing he saw some people get swept up in an avalanche and immediately called for help, but before the rescue team could get there they got themselves out and started to yell at him for calling in the cavalry when it was clearly no big deal to get caught up in the odd avalanche here and there and that he was just causing trouble by blowing things out of proportion

and the author’s reaction was just

this is a level of spite-writing that i aspire to

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poll time: this is mostly directed at trekkies, but if you've dipped a toe in the franchise, feel free to contibute

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and please, be nice in the comments, this post is not for you to spew your dislikes and frustrations, thx

It's wild that I think star trek is super neat and cool and yet still the only star trek thing I've seen to completion is the time travel whale-saving movie. I don't regret seeing it, it was peak cheese, but it's wild all the same.

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

ok, honestly, the take of mine that makes me sound the most like the strawman leftoid in a political cartoon, this shit is a racist dogwhistle

its metal guys actively erasing the black roots of their genre in favor of surface level comparisons to a white european signifier of prestige, doing it so consistently that metal's lineage of blues and folk falls to the wayside and jokes about "vivaldi was born too early for the electric guitar" enters the general lexicon of people who don't know shit about classical music yet also remain willfully ignorant of the history of the genre they claim to love. i fucking hate metalheads

this would all be avoided if these ppl would just explore their own genre and get down to some black sabbath. get a little deep purple in your life. appreciate a little budgie

poll time: this is mostly directed at trekkies, but if you've dipped a toe in the franchise, feel free to contibute

rb for sample size and add revelant comments in the tags 🚀

and please, be nice in the comments, this post is not for you to spew your dislikes and frustrations, thx

The guy who owns the junkyard a few blocks from here : Hey what the fuck

me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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