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Darkknightress

@darkknightress / darkknightress.tumblr.com

Well... what do I say about myself? I am 22 years old, living an hour away from New Orleans. I love many things... superheroes, animals, Harry Potter, and Disney are perhaps the most obvious from this blog. Hmm, what else? I don't know. I guess that's good for now :-) ^ LOL that was almost 10 years ago! I'm going to blame Baldur's Gate 3 for my return to Tumblr...
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AHEM, LET ME JUST-

The Great Mouse Detective "The World's greatest criminal mind" but it's Raphael and his debtors singing

Hell's Greatest Archdevil Supreme

[Raphael]

Ha ha ha ha ha! From the brain that brought you the fall of Thorne The head that made headlines through all of Baator And wondrous things like the House of Hope That cunning display that made all devils sob!

Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great archdevil brain!

[Raphael’s debtors]

Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the Orthon and Merregons you tricked? You're the best of the worst around! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael The rest fall behind! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael Hell’s greatest Archdevil Supreme!

[Raphael]

Thank you, thank you.

But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar. I've had my share of adversity thanks to that miserable, second-rate hero: the Hero of Baldur’s Gate!

For months that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans, I haven't had a moment's peace of mind!

But, all that's in the past. This time nothing, not even Tav, can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Raphael’s debtors]

Oh Raphael, oh Raphael You're tops and that's that! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael

[Stupid Debtor] To Raphael - the hell’s greatest cambion!

[Raphael] What. Was. That? What did you call me?

[Debtor #2] Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, master!

[Debtor #3] It was just a slip of the tongue!

[Raphael] I am not a cambion!

[Debtor #2] 'Course you're not. You're a devil!

[Debtor #3] Yeah, that's right, right - a devil!

[Debtor #2] Yeah, a-a great devil!

[Raphael] Silence! Oh, my dear servant. I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.

[Stupid Debtor] Oh, Raphael, you're the tops and that's that. Ooo, dear. To Raphael, to Raphael, the hell's greatest...

[Raphael] Oh, Haarlep, my precious. My baby. Did daddy's little incubus enjoy his tasty treat?

I trust there will be no further... interruptions. And now, as you were singing?

[All debtors]

Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do You're more evil than even you Oh Raphael, oh Raphael You're one of a kind! To Raphael, to Raphael Hell’s greatest Archdevil Supreme!

/Blame my stupidity first but also @judas-had-a-crown because it's her fault I event thought about this amazing parallel 😂 /

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