Haarlep after helping Tav steal from Raphael:

Accurate.

Whenever I worry I am making them too OOC for the sake of a joke I remind myself that the Citadel DLC exists.

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

Omg 😂

AHEM, LET ME JUST-

The Great Mouse Detective "The World's greatest criminal mind" but it's Raphael and his debtors singing

[Raphael]

Ha ha ha ha ha! From the brain that brought you the fall of Thorne The head that made headlines through all of Baator And wondrous things like the House of Hope That cunning display that made all devils sob!

Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great archdevil brain!

[Raphael’s debtors]

Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the Orthon and Merregons you tricked? You're the best of the worst around! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael The rest fall behind! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael Hell’s greatest Archdevil Supreme!

[Raphael]

Thank you, thank you.

But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar. I've had my share of adversity thanks to that miserable, second-rate hero: the Hero of Baldur’s Gate!

For months that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans, I haven't had a moment's peace of mind!

But, all that's in the past. This time nothing, not even Tav, can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Raphael’s debtors]

Oh Raphael, oh Raphael You're tops and that's that! Oh Raphael, oh Raphael

[Stupid Debtor] To Raphael - the hell’s greatest cambion!

[Raphael] What. Was. That? What did you call me?

[Debtor #2] Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, master!

[Debtor #3] It was just a slip of the tongue!

[Raphael] I am not a cambion!

[Debtor #2] 'Course you're not. You're a devil!

[Debtor #3] Yeah, that's right, right - a devil!

[Debtor #2] Yeah, a-a great devil!

[Raphael] Silence! Oh, my dear servant. I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.

[Stupid Debtor] Oh, Raphael, you're the tops and that's that. Ooo, dear. To Raphael, to Raphael, the hell's greatest...

[Raphael] Oh, Haarlep, my precious. My baby. Did daddy's little incubus enjoy his tasty treat?

I trust there will be no further... interruptions. And now, as you were singing?

[All debtors]

Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do You're more evil than even you Oh Raphael, oh Raphael You're one of a kind! To Raphael, to Raphael Hell’s greatest Archdevil Supreme!

/Blame my stupidity first but also @judas-had-a-crown because it's her fault I event thought about this amazing parallel 😂 /

Spot the difference (Difficulty: Hard)

It's the same picture

of course you have a military rank and a plastic crack addiction

I love her and I love my model ships dammit

Film noir Raphael 🖤

Yum

Kirkwall was just one big “in my defence there was nobody to tell me NOT to” situation after another for the Arishok.

Let me dream 😅

oh

Hmm, I guess I'm into horns 😈

charm point: his nose scrunches :)

Poetic Torment

What a sweet sound

Raphael's expression is just so beautiful and chilling

Ok but Durge is looking like Spyro in that first panel 🤣

Gortash might be too busy contemplating the minutia of death cult office politics to kiss, but Raphael is not.

That bastard has time to write extensive fan fiction about himself and hangout in a brothel for days waiting for us.

That babygurl has nothing but time to kiss. Let my Tav stick their tongue down his throat please.

Pretty please?

gale, and the iconic girlfailure that is ophelia 🔮✨

(special sketch page comm for the lovely @/alikous on twitter!)

IT'S THEM

Mass Effect Medieval AU

I love that nose scrunch 🥰😵