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Me:
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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
the-fandoms-are-cool
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
feferipixies
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
gallifrey-feels
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
girlwithapurplescarf
always reblog science wizard
always
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Farewell, Murphy. [whompcomic]
This is how I will die.
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Why two cigars?
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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
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I read that in a sarcastic voice
panichristie
ultrafacts
stop
why is this so funny?
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or it just threw up violently and doesn't know what to do now
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gayurbanfarmer-deactivated20181
Oh you.
that's my one friend who always throws up at parties
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prxncesskenny
I’m done
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Just thinking about how that situation could come about makes me laugh pretty hard.
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Taxi drivaww. [marniethedog/via]
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When the wizard installs it for you, you’re in good hands.
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when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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me in the grocery store when my mom escapes
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escapes
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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
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Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
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spiders.
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they’re like tiny 8-legged cats how can anyone hate them
My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”
killedmycatatemytailor
Awww
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