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Dark academic from 2022

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He/they | medstudent | ACAB | trans & bi | requests open
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Cherik police AU

Where Erik has been convicted for a crime he didn't commit and Charles is the smart-mouthed detective assigned his case.

~1639 words~

Erik was escorted into the investigating room in handcuffs. Metal handcuffs.

He would have already walked out by now if he wasn’t the slightest bit curious as to why he’d been brought here in the first place. He unravelled himself in an uncomfortable plastic chair opposite the viewing window and freed his tie from around his neck, bundling it around his knuckles until they turned white. He kept his expression blank.

A moment later, the door screeched against its hinges as a man in a fairy tale blue vest and white long-sleeved shirt, a bulky folder tucked under his arm, entered the room. The searing lights of the investigation room dyed his hair a honey brown and made his remarkably blue eyes glow like they were charged with electricity. As he extended a hand across the table, introducing himself as, “Detective Investigator Charles Xavier. But I prefer just Charles if it suits you,” the corners of his perfectly curved lips rose for him.

When Erik didn’t take it, the detective twizzled his chair around and dropped down into it as he spread out the contents of the folder across the table. He plucked a pair of glasses from his pocket and propped them on the end of his nose to read over the files.

“Well let’s see. Full name: Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, born, or at least it says here, born January 30th, 1930 in Dusseldorf, Germany.” He tilted his head upright to raise his eyebrows at Erik, who didn’t change his expression.

“Says here you’ve been living here in London however for almost ten years. Seems you’ve got into your fair share of scrapes along the way too. I have to say…” He paused to adjust his reading glasses. “I’m pretty impressed you’ve managed to stay out of the coop for so long given your criminal record.”

Erik continued to glare- he didn’t need his admiration. He’d seen enough smart-mouthed cops to last him a lifetime. A voice at the back of his mind told him to hold his tongue, but he ignored it.

“Why am I here?

“You’re here for interrogation,” Charles said without missing a beat, still not looking at him.

“And what offence am I being convicted for?” His knuckles had turned a bone white.  

Charles dropped the files and spread his elbows across the table. “How about I start asking the questions: first off, where were you at around 7:30pm last night?”

“Home,” Erik answered instinctively. “I was watching Strictly,” he added just to be safe, knowing it started at 7:20.

“Nowhere else?”

“I stay in most Saturdays,” Erik shrugged, crossing his arms across his chest.

“Well, that’s interesting. How about I rephrase that question?” Charles summoned a small remote from his pocket and flicked it at the projector, which whirred to life. Erik squinted.

The video took place in the dark and appeared to simply be a lone shot of a shop window. Charles pressed a button and the video sped forwards, then he brought it back to regular speed as the window to the shop was blown to bits. An indistinguishable man was hurled outside onto the tarmac and he tried to crawl away as a tall figure stepped over the shattered glass. The figures’ eyes flickered up for a moment, where Charles paused the video.

“Shall we try again?” Charles asked.

“That video must have been doctored. Did you see how fast that man was flown through the air? It would be impossible.”

“I wouldn’t say impossible, just slightly less ordinary.” As he said this, his eyes seemed to glint under the harsh light. It made Erik feel instantly defensive.

“I don’t know what you’re accusing me of—”

“Humour me. What intention would you have of throwing a man through a window?”

What intention indeed. Erik tried to convey this with a bewildered expression.

“Let me help you,” Charles offered, “The man you see on this video is currently in a hospital bed just 10 minutes from here, badly injured, but nothing life-threatening. The most he’ll have are a few scars. The shop he runs specialises in old fashioned antiques- do you know it?”

“I might have passed it on the street before…”

“Was he a bad man, Mr Lehnsherr?” Charles interrupted. His eyes were almost too bright to look at. And now they were jabbing into him like they expected something from him.

“I wouldn’t know. Listen, I told you I didn’t know the fellow.”

“So, you didn’t purchase a…” He pulled out a pair of spectacles and placed them on the end of his nose as he lifted the page to his face. “Vintage brass candlestick, several hours before the attack?”

Erik’s heart sank. As long as he didn’t know… “And coincidently, the scars I mentioned earlier found on Mr Gibson’s back seemed to match the prongs of a certain candlestick discovered at the scene. Would you say that’s unusual?” He smiled, but it was different to his greeting smile from earlier, now it seemed thinner. “Your response, Mr Lehnsherr?”

Erik’s eyes flitted feverishly between the observation window and Charles’ smug face. A small droplet of sweat began to bead at the tip of his forehead. “I could cut your throat right now. I wouldn’t even need the handcuffs,” he bit.

Charles rotated his chair and fell back in it, crossing his legs up on the table. “I have no doubt you could. Sure, if it were anyone else sat in a meeting with you right now, they’d be toast.”

Erik laughed harshly to disguise the fact that he couldn’t breathe properly. “And not you?”

Not me. The detective hadn’t even opened his mouth and Erik’s ears hadn’t registered the sound, but the words still snaked their way inside Erik’s mind. No. There was no way. Charles chuckled at Erik’s stunned expression. You didn’t think you were the only one, did you?

Erik’s heart jumped inside his chest, and he quickly rose from his seat, fists readying by his sides. His eyes were teeming with fear. His breaths came quick and hot. Charles didn’t batter an eyelid when the handcuffs clattered on the floor.

“How are you doing that?” he barked, backing into the far wall. “Putting words inside my head?” There was a hint of hysteria disguised in his voice.

With a flick of his wrist, Charles’ rose his peace fingers and drummed them on his right temple. “That’s only a teaser of what I can do, but I’m more interested in you. Come on, sit down. I don’t bite.”

After a moment of consideration, Erik bared his teeth as he slowly slipped back into his chair, eyeing him down with a steeled glower. He kept his hands where they were. “Where the hell did they drag you from?” Erik finally asked.

“No force was necessary: I actually came here of my own free will. I’ve always been fascinated with the mechanics of the law system.” He shrugged. “I get good results- no one needs to know--”

But before he could finish, Erik lurched out of his seat and suddenly the metal handcuffs were flying through the air, right for Charles’ neck. However, Erik’s power over the handcuffs bristled, and they stopped motionless inches from their intended target, with Erik frozen too. He tried to push and bared his teeth, but his body had decided not to obey.

“You’re pathetic,” Erik snapped, jaw clenched. His lips quivered from the effort. “And you’re a coward for taking their side. Are you afraid of what they’ll do to you when they find out? Do you know what they do to people like us?  Do you know what Mr Gibson liked to do to his twelve-year-old daughter because of what she is? Well?” His body became free for a fraction of a second and he made a jump for Charles, only to find himself immediately being tugged back. Almost as though he was bound by invisible chains. “ANSWER ME!” Erik’s chest rose and fell rapidly as he tried to catch his breath.

Charles wiped his glasses with his sleeve and then bit the end of them. He appeared to be in extreme consideration. Finally, he spoke aloud, “Do I think you’re capable of murder? Yes. Do I think you have the intention or murder? Also, yes. Well, the cards aren’t looking good for you, Mr Lehnsherr.  Anything you’d like to add?”

“Fuck you,” Erik spat.

“Perfect. Well, I suppose I’m only left with one conclusion.” He stood up and hooked his thumbs around his pockets. “Someone’s done a clever bit of handiwork on you, my friend, but you’re innocent none-the-less.” Erik suddenly toppled over, and he could feel his limbs again. He slammed into the table and knocked his nose, which immediately started streaming. “What?” he spluttered.

I said you’re innocent, a voice said, and Erik shook the thought away as he clambered to his feet. “What the hell are you on about? Don’t you want to convict me?” He pointed dumbly at the projected image on the wall. “I tried to kill a man, I thought we’d establish that.”

“Ah, ah, ah,” Charles said, and his brilliant blue eyes were wide and bright. He summoned a pen from apparently thin air and waved it about to underscore his words. “You see, that’s what someone wants you to think. And they did a very good job of convincing you, I’ll give them that. Psychic interference: I’m almost envious, I wouldn’t have known if they hadn’t neglected one minor detail.” He tapped Erik’s forehead with the pen. “Anger. Your outburst of rage allowed me to distinguish what emotions were yours, and what emotions were planted there by someone else. Your apparent resentment for Mr Gibson, versus your indisputable resentment for me.” He stepped back and grinned, like this was a good thing.

OOOHH THE PLOT TWISTTT I LOVE THIS

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Just the two of us

My two favourite mutants go out golfing because there ain't nothing sexier.

~538 words~

“Hole in one!”

Charles rolled his eyes, wondering how on earth he’d fallen for this wonderful idiot. “Erik, I don’t care that you’re cheating,” he said casually. “I care that you’re blatantly cheating.”

Erik flashed him one of those signature smiles, the kind that was all teeth, and swung his club in circles in the air. Show off. “So? Isn’t it all part of the game?” he asked. He turned and leant over, aiming his club, and also showing off that magnificent ass. He raised his club in the air, biting his upper lip…

Charles looked down and cast an image in Erik’s mind, an image of that considerable ass. The ball went whizzing through the air and slammed into the toy-sized windmill as Erik sprung back, and Charles burst into laughter, keeling over in his wheelchair. His laughter rang loud and clear for all the families close by who glanced up curiously.

Erik waltzed over and gave him a gentle push on the shoulder. “What was that?”

“Isn’t it all part of the game?” Charles responded, smiling up at him.

“Fuck you, Charles. Fuck you.” But he was grinning as he raised his club and took another swing, this time making sure to purposefully put his ass on display. Charles wasn’t complaining. The ball landed in the hole with a dull thunk. “Your turn.”

Charles wheeled forward, sitting his club by his side. “You know this is really hard,” he murmured.

Erik crossed his arms, watching him.

Narrowing his eyes in concentration, Charles positioned the club by his ball, testing the grip in his hand. 3, 2, 1.

He took a mad swing, saw it zip through the air and thunk. Hole in one.

“Now how about that,” Erik said, smiling knowingly.

“How are you nailing all these?” a voice asked. Both turned their heads, but the voice wasn’t addressed at them. Across the park, a girl with tawny brown hair was leaning against her club as an elderly couple approached her. “I’ve never seen a shot so perfect,” the man said.

The girl shrugged modestly and responded something inaudible.

“Do another one!”

The girl turned, aimed her club beside the ball. Her station was a giant loop, like a rollercoaster. The elderly couple took a step back and waited in anticipation. She took a swing, and the ball zoomed along the track, did a loop-the-loop, then landed perfectly in the hole.

“She’s good,” Erik acknowledged.

Charles smiled. “She’s also fast. Very fast.”

“What do you mean?”

The girl was grinning when her eyes lifted, and they accidentally met Charles' from across the park. But he held on. A moment later, she raised a hand in greeting, as did he, before she reverted her attention back to the couple.

Erik knew that look.

“A mutant?” he asked.

Charles nodded. “Yes. I told her her power is very impressive.”

“Could she be even faster than Peter?”

“Maybe.”

Erik raised his eyes to the sky. “Some age we’re living in. Where people are using their powers to master crazy golf.”

“Not all of us can raise submarines,” Charles said. He gave him a soft pat on the back, before raising his club and readying to take another swing.  

Ooohhh shut up THIS is the kind of wonderful content I have Tumblr for. I love this so much lmao

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Did Charles just HAVE those stupid little grey sport outfits laying around in his parents' mansion? Was that just a thing he had for no reason? Did he have like 8 matching grey pants and sweats and white shoes in all sizes just in case he needed them for something (ever)? Or did his first though as he gathered 8 mutants with deadly dangerous powers for a CIA training to stop world war three was an immediate "okay we'll need a bunch of grey hoodies omg BRB gonna go shopping"

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