Things and Other Things

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

s and z are already bent over waiting for you so of course t wins on the fucking bottom website

the meek when they inherit the earth

a co máte v plánu vy?

Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

Holy shit, I thought for a second that was the real thing. Incredibly realistic cybertruck, how did you make it?

Unrealistic; how would a car have only one clown?

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group costume

update for everyone who wanted Worf to have one too

The building of rage

against the dying of the lights

It’s like every week something weird happens.

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

I absolutely love this, but really the person doing these kinds of announcements should be the security head. So please instead, hear these in the voice of Lt Commander Worf, Chief of Security.

Why are people on the right constitutionally incapable of telling the difference between a guy who kills murderous pedophiles and a guy who kills random people and then goes "It's okay; that was a murderous pedophile"?

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

Give it a day

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

I mean that about sums it up

official linguistics post

what

you are the revolver dirt boner, be happy

Unrestrained summer fun, etc. etc.