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AU Edward Nygma
@dariusblake and I are actually still on the fence about how to take his character.
Personally, I'd have him be the healthiest mentally and generally. Initially becoming a teacher, specifically to be the supportive figure he needed as a kid (being smart and combative, questioning everything no one wanted questioned, generally put down and held back). Although he was technically just a maths teacher, he managed to apply his subject in a way that meant he effectively taught his students the entire curriculum through a mathematical lens (art, architecture, biology, chemistry, physics, etc.). Encouraging his students to question everything, particularly everything taught in the standard curriculum.
I think this version of Ed would really not stand children, despite being a teacher (the same was true for all my best teachers). His initial attempt at going straight by trying to be that supportive figure and change things from the inside on a small scale would be somewhat self-indulgent (to fulfill his own personal need for a supportive figure retroactively and to show off his superior intellect in a way that is relatively socially acceptable) and something he would later consider foolish and naïve once he does start trying to disrupt the corporate and state powers that dictate the education system and society at large.
Unfortunately, eventually Ed gets fired a. For diverting wildly from the curriculum (even if it lead to students attaining a better understanding of each subject much earlier than expected) and b. For attempting to out the headmaster as a nonce. He was already very much aware that being the healthy supportive figure he needed to others wouldn't help the wider structural issues that lead to people being taught not to think and keep their head down. This Ed still has an ego of course, but is much more secure in his own intelligence and feels less of a need to prove it to others as it is clearly self-evident. No, his riddles are less to prove his intellect over others and rather to make people think. He wants them to be engaged with and becomes more brazen with his presentation to force them into the spotlight. Less to show off (though that too) and more to force everyone to face the questions they otherwise don't think about.
Around the time Ed appears in the story, he's investigating the very same corruption that Bruce is (new to being Batman and recently returned to any involvement in Wayne Enterprises, so has a lot of dirty laundry to sort) and they end up crossing paths (both as investigators and with Ed targeting Bruce himself regarding Wayne Enterprises corruption). Initially, his riddles are a way to keep his old students informed about what's actually going on in Gotham while remaining under the radar. I also feel like he'd plant some riddles unrelated to that info that instead lead to a prize or something to throw off anyone who might also figure them out.
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dariusblake

As @vilevexedvixen has said, dearest darling Eddie is one of the characters we have diverging takes on.

To my mind, Edward Nygma is first and foremost an attention seeking Narcissist.

He believes himself to be the smartest person in the room and, regrettably, is so often vindicated. But, even in a situation where his genius is self evident, he will feel he has to prove it. If all eyes aren't on him, people clearly aren't aware of his brilliance. This urge to prove himself is what leads to the mistakes that trip him up.

I personally cannot see a man like that lasting very long in teaching. He may, at a push, last an academic year. Far more likely, I can see Edward being happiest when his job effectively boils down to solving problems; Data Analysis, Accountancy, Forensic Science and Coding are all areas I can see him going far in.

Regardless, we agree one of his first targets would be exposing the economic corruption in Gotham, and how a lot of it links back to Wayne Enterprises...

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AU Jonathan Crane
In our AU, the presence of metahumans has shifted the balance of power away from corporate entities (such as Lex Corp and WayneTech) and, subsequently, the state (as the two are deeply intwined, especially in the US). Leading to what governing bodies remain looking for more covert means of shifting power back in their favour. Specifically in a way that can be chalked up to spontaneous social phenomena or other thing not directly tied to state intervention.
Seeing Crane's experiments and functional prototype of distilled fear, they see promise in it as a non-lethal and undetectable (beyond the knock-on physiological effects that coincide with a general fear response after initial exposure; the serum itself degrades quickly) crowd control. They grant him much more funding than he could imagine in exchange for developing his at this point purely academic and therapeutic project to study the psychology of fear without having to subject study participants to unethical psychological torture. (In theory, the rapidly degrading toxin would stimulate the response without needed to do anything traumatic to stimulate it - not necessarily considering the toxin itself as such.)
This version of Crane is born with Urbach-Wiethe disease, which prevents a normal fear response often leading him into misadventure as a kid. Even though he couldn't understand it on a visceral level, he began to understand the very sensible role fear played to keep everyone else safe. He'd try to scare himself, train a pavlovian fear repsonse to avoid things he may encounter that could hurt him. He wasn't senseless and could avoid danger where it was obvious, but that visceral gut feeling being absent was palpable. Motivated to understand fear and its application as a non-lethal way to guide people (typically from danger - though in the case of the crowd control fear toxin project it's him picking the lesser of two evils; either a toxin of his own making he knows will pacify people non-lethally, or whatever heart attack in a jar the DC equivalent of the CIA would concoct that would effectively be a larger scale ice-bullet gun).
Crane is a guest-lecturer at Gotham Uni, having been a guest lecturer in the neurochemistry of fear at various universities across the country. His suspiciously short tenure at each place he went to was starting to leave a trail. They would avoid abducting anyone connected to the universities he lectured at, to limit the trail they might leave. In the AU, I wanted Crane's formal development of FT to be through an MK-Ultra like project. People would go missing and show up days or weeks later (if they showed up again at all; which tended to happen more as time went on as the dose was perfected to be minimally lethal while maximally effective). Sometimes catatonic - other times babbling incoherently about what they saw. What few consistencies to come from their accounts sprouted the urban legend of The Scarecrow. Here, it's the amalgamation of whatever people saw while under FT (technically they saw Crane, but not really and certainly wouldn't be able to recognise him) rather than a persona that Crane personally has.
(On a more general note, most of the rogues in our AU get their names from whatever newspaper stories come up with (with a couple exceptions). I also realise it's ironic to have Crane's introduction be through an MK-Ultra equivalent scheme, given the purpose of MK-Ultra was to investigate potential methods of mind control rather than crowd control, but a. Tetch's "mind control" is actually motor control in this AU, b. mind-altering drug testing took place and I felt FT testing would be a fitting parrallel even if the purpose is slightly different.)
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dariusblake

A point of order. I am firmly of the opinion, and I'm sure @vilevexedvixen would agree, Fear toxin should not be the Scarecrow's only weapon. All too often, Crane becomes a gimmicky one trick pony who can be stopped by any chump in a gas mask.

Fear Toxin, in various states, should only be part of his arsenal. Animals and Objects known to provoke fear responses, situations engineered to prey on phobias and instinctual terrors alike, his own unsettling demeanor; He calls himself the master of fear, damn it! Let him have more than a stupid gas weapon.

During his time as a... Researcher at Arkham, he'd officially be researching the role Fear plays in criminal psychology. Knowingly or not, however, his research would be used by Hugo Strange to push minds to their breaking points.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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onwardwall

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

What the-

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isaiahomega

From Russia, with Nudes

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When you keep seeing Halloween posts all the way up until Christmas

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dariusblake

Oh so we all have to deal with Christmas encroaching ever further into the year, but if you see a Jack-o-lantern after October 31st you get upity?

Halloween is hereby extended until Christmas learns to respect seasonal boundaries

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

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ablondpanda

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

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knitmeapony

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

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zmpl

sad beige moms are nothing compared to sad beige teachers

if i was a child and had to be in this colorless environment for 8 hours a day i’d be banging my head on the floor

put down the iPad op

girl how did my post end up on the catholic department of motor vehicles side of tumblr

that one picture says “be a rainbow” and doesn’t even use rainbow colors ☠️

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geocaprican

Did anyone else notice the most ironic bulletin board ever:

“The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color”

Ma’am, those colors are whispering

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dariusblake

The most colourful thing in that room is the flag. I'm going to scream.

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

look actually calling things that aren't the brand name by the brand name is something corporations really hate. because if it becomes common enough they stop having the trademark to the brand name.

did you know trampoline used to be a brand name? true facts. the inventor wanted all the imitators to call theirs, like, "elastic platforms" or some shit (i don't remember the specific shit) so he could keep advertising The One and Only Genuine Trampoline (tm). and then we didn't. and now nobody remembers him or his trademark.

aspirin used to be a trademark of Bayer

Per Wikipedia: "Trademark erosion, or genericization, is a special case of antonomasia related to trademarks. It happens when a trademark becomes so common that it starts being used as a common name and the original company has failed to prevent such use. Once it has become an appellative, the word cannot be registered any more; this is why companies try hard not to let their trademark become too common, a phenomenon that could otherwise be considered a successful move since it would mean that the company gained an exceptional recognition."

Examples of genericized trademarks include:

  • Air fryer
  • Aspirin
  • Dry ice
  • Escalator
  • Flip phone
  • Heroin
  • Kerosene
  • Teleprompter

Examples of trademarks that are at risk of genericization (so you definitely shouldn't use these terms; you don't want to take them away from the poor corporations, do you?):

  • Adrenaline (owned by Pfizer)
  • Allen wrench (owned by Apex Tool Group)
  • Band-Aid (owned by Johnson & Johnson)
  • Bubble Wrap (owned by Sealed Air)
  • ChapStick (owned by Suave Brands Company)
  • Frisbee (owned by Wham-O)
  • Google (owned by Google)
  • Hula hoop (owned by Wham-O)
  • Jacuzzi (owned by Jacuzzi)
  • Jell-O (owned by Kraft Heinz)
  • Jet Ski (owned by Kawasaki)
  • Kleenex (owned by Kimberly-Clark)
  • Lava lamp (owned by Mathmos)
  • Ping Pong (owned by Parker Brothers)
  • Play-Doh [and "Play Dough" in the UK] (owned by Hasbro)
  • Plexiglas (owned by Altuglas International)
  • Popsicle (owned by Good Humor-Breyers)
  • Post-it note (owned by 3M)
  • Putt-Putt golf (owned by Putt-Putt Fun Center)
  • Q-tips (owned by Unilever)
  • Realtor (owned by National Association of Realtors)
  • Rollerblade (owned by Nordica)
  • Scotch tape (owned by 3M)
  • Sharpie (owned by Sanford L.P)
  • Styrofoam (owned by Dow Chemical Company)
  • Super Glue/Superglue (owned by Super Glue Corporation)
  • Tupperware (owned by Earl Tupper)
  • Velcro (owned by Velcro Companies)
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raychleadele

Many of this list I was aware are trademarked names but some are wild. Allen wrench? Really? Fucking POPSICLE?? REALTOR????

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bunjywunjy

can we. go back to the heroin thing

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some-stars

adobe HATES when you say "photoshopped" (description in alt)

"Adrenaline" being trademarked is the reason American science texts have to talk about epinephrine, which means the exact same chemical, and is produced by the adrenal glands, because it's fucking adrenaline, but we can't call it that because Pfizer holds the trademark.

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dariusblake

Yall just let a company trademark the name of a naturally occurring chemical?

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