Dual Wielding Pizzas

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)

im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games

regards

really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you

Its actually hilarious how many things the warden saw in person back when everything was a mystery, and understood mostly fuckall shit nothing because we were busy conscripting. We found Andrastes ashes. We talked to Brother Genitivi. The guy who sold us discount merch is probably the first dwarven mage in centuries (idk). My wife birthed an old god. There's at least 10 centuries-old questions I probably found answers to in the deep roads, but I am just a little man and ultimate cosmic knowledge is not my problem.

The Inquisitor who preps every mission with 10 nobleman sponsors and 20 scholars: you found Flemeth's grimoire? And what did you do??

The warden: I wipe my ass with it

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ᨖ

Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

guess i’ll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

Cleaning up your dash.

mandalorian helmets should have little hooks so the owner could attach charms to it like its an old phone case

the most dangerous bounty hunter in the galaxy shows up to kill u and hide your body except he looks like this. do u see the vision

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

just saw a fic with the ‘age gap’ tag and the author’s notes explained that the characters were 20 and 24. none of you will ever know salvation.

being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable

boss says Take Em Out i go You Got It Boss. i take em out for recess

I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.

One time at a hotel breakfast i saw a guy make a waffle and then pour a cup of yogurt on it and I was like "that's genius" so the next day I tried it and it was the most foul thing I've ever tasted.