I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast
she's my character so i get to draw her like this sometimes
more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell
I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.
the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.
sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.
it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.
This is one of the forgotten but imo super harmful symptoms of diet culture-exercise being relegated to weight loss rather than jist enjoying using and being in your body.
Don’t like the gym? Ok, go find a line dancing club. A Tai Chi class. Play Just Dance every day. Arrange a tag football team. Go to a trampoline park.
Using our bodies shouldn’t be a chore assigned in shame.
I made a little guy
These tones…
Black-V Moth (Arctornis l-nigrum), family Erebidae, Estonia
photograph by Rünno Pärtel
I love my Baby Girl just look at Her. 🐍
Why she so small? Why is she so teenie? She needs to get bigger, there's not enough room to hold all the love she deserves.
Art by Leah Gardner
help me settle an argument
if you don't eat dairy, assume we're talking about a non-dairy butter alternative.
HELLO
I AM POURING ALL MY AUDIO DRAMA SUNDAY ENERGY INTO ASKING YOU
PLEADING WITH YOU
TO HELP FUND THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION
THIS IS THE LAST THREE DAYS OF THEIR KICKSTARTER AND THEY’RE STILL OVER 20% AWAY FROM THEIR GOAL
PLEASE IT’S A SEQUEL TO DRACULA AND I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR
LISTEN TO THE PILOT
IT’S REALLY GOOD PLZ GIVE THEM MONEY
FOLKS WE ARE LESS THAN £500 AWAY PLZ GO AAAAAAAAAAAA
sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
I think its really funny when people get mad at the pro-hairy pussy posts on this site (yes including posts hating on bald pussy) and take an angle of “wow everyone is being so weird about shaving now and its so wrong to judge peoples choices like this” because like. Okay. Either you dont fuck or go outside, or you have been doing whats expected of you so long you have no idea how people who dont make the same choice as you are mistreated. Because so many people ESPECIALLY MEN are still convinced simply having body hair is unhygienic and will shame and dehumanize anyone who has it in the most vile and unnecessary way. Like youre seeing so many of these vehement bush or die posts BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE PUSHING BACK AGAINST THAT NOTION its not happening in a vacuum but once again tumblr users are out of touch with what actually happens on planet earth
If you like shaving: congrats, there are millions of people who would not accept you any other way
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