imagine a skeleton. obviously this is already blowing your mind. now imagine he had a gun

my toxic trait is that i exclusively refer to fast food restaurants using these names

When I saw this image for the first time years ago it permanently rewired my brain

it sure fucking is buddy

one of the most signs ever

UNDERRATED TAG

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

fat pussy friday

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you

It took me way too long to figure out what it’s trying to say. I was just willing to accept “laga dyga” at face value.

Can’t read my, can’t read my pofa kerce

Gay people I summon thee

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

chile's true form

Congratulations! your Chile evolved into coastline!

Rating: Cute!

This Chile is relaxed enough to stretch itself out full length. It is not under any stress. This is normal behavior.

no sorry i can't date you, i'm saving myself for a tumblr mutual i've never actually met and won't ever end up with

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

your brain is unfathomably colossal