conversation with @rainbowchocolatedinosaur in discord group chat. (i’m snufferkins btw)
Source: dannyvhs
so im layin in bed and my insomniac brain is thinking of scenarios and one piece of dialogue it thought of was “jesus crispy christ” which led to me imagining a cheeto looking like jesus christ which led to have you accepted crispy christ as your savior? yes, welcome to crispianity
Source: dannyvhs
my cat has bees in her
i pet her fluffy endoskeleton and the bees rumble with pleasure
im gonna make tater tots bc fuck authority
(thats me. im authority)
dannyvhs
sometimes i just need to scream into a void even if no one calls back
My cat is full of bees!
dannyvhs, referring to purring cat
dannyvhs reblogged
“ah, so it’s molting season”
— @dannyvhs when i discovered an onion ring skin in my fries
You were blessed with the ripe exoskeleton
"This is why you live on the floor"
-Danny, talking to his leaking water bottle