this is superior humor

I have some to add:

M O R E

I hope you enjoy

ok.

one time my boyfriend was really behind on his schoolwork before winter break and he asked me to send him reminders to motivate him so i periodically texted him like jigsaw until he finished

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mlm asks!

I never see these so I decided to make one lol~

Asks are open, send in a number (preferably with the question attached) <3

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

thank you for the tag @https-stay 💕💕💕

tagging: anyone who wants to play along!

Thank you @mirkaaaluv for tagging me (sorry, the post was wayyy too long), but anyways I am passing away:

Decidedly so.

tagging: @drist-zoi @sunnyfunerals @beware-thecrow @roses-bel-air-darling @fi-nn !

Thanks for the tag @damnamyte

Well… shit.

Tagging: @kiridabideku96 @lifeofmysteries @ghastlyrider

😳😳😳😳💦💦💦 I want tickets NOW

tagging: @lethal-justice @thomrainer @sstewyhosseini @hoesephseed @cousingregstan @vivigiveskissys @scentedcandleibex @theelderhazelnut @illmetbymoonlight @shellibisshe and anyone else that would like to try!

Tagging @lethal-justice @faunawoodsart @tachankas-whore @glitter-and-gasoline @scentedcandleibex @mintspider @roofgeese and whoever else wants to

Tagging: @lethal-justice @faunawoodsart @shadowfirecat @ashershark27 @hex-touchstarved <3

Hehehhe, thabks for the tag bestie, platonic kisses

This makes sense, we’d probablu just vibe and shit talk the bullshit ‘true love’ trope while also living it lol

@sirpeanutthethird @in3ptbean @thatgoblin @piers-wifey @germvity @chaoticlovingdreamer @notgalaxii

Thanks for the tag Hex! Hugs for bestie!

Is this a dancing movie? An 80’s movie? An “I met you at the club and I think you’re really cute, so when you say that you can’t pay rent, I become your sugar momma” movie?

Who knows?! NOT ME!

@kibbyarts @dearrrabbit @slasher-headcanons @wakeupquen @yourlocalquentinmain @unnerving-presence @officious-seeing-eye-bitch @artistictiliqua @dannyvhs @girlbosseveyhammond

Weeee meme time!! Thanks!!

YOUR DRAGON NAME

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

Cinolufi. What. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kixopam and you know what I’ll take it

it sounds like a drug 😂

RAENBEN.

huh. neat!

reblog this and tell me in the tags how bad your spotify is

where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters

the whole squad

Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media

New hot Picrew in town! Go and have fun with it!

@spicedrobot hit us with what you got. Anyone else who wants a crack at it too!

sane and normal

Fuck that’s cute. Ya’ll might enjoy this:

@kolchekyourweapons @aislinnsulien @the-girl-who-flies @yesitsloulou @myscprin ♥️

Thank you for the tag @littleaxebad! Me doodling borderline stuff at work, because HORNY waits for nobody.

Tag! (feel free to ignore) @pinkgelatin @ill-heart @sempercry @ivycross @mopillow @seiji-amasawa @ficsficsficsallfics @aotomegane @nathaniel-san

On the flip side, @anyone/everyone if you wanna play just reblog and I'll try to tag ya next time 💛

Thanks you sweetie @myscprin for tagging me! I like when I can join the battle 😂

This is me just talking to myself, debating and thinking about all the scenarios which are only asking to become real. Spoilers: there are too many of them.

You are all so cute in here. Like, oh my gosh, why aree you all so cute?!

Tag! @deadlilmoon @cupofbrownsugar @cupofangst and anyone who wants to join, feel free to reblog! ❤️

lol this was the closest I could get. Might make this my new PF avatar haha

@thatdoodlebug @thekaiserroll @slayerfi

open tag!

tagging @twd-obsessed-bitch @lukesmachete @dannyvhs + open tag!

dont often do these but it was cute <3

open tag

Playlist meme. Put your “on repeat” playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that play. Tag a few people while you’re at it.

was tagged by @hereticmorozova thanks 💙💙

no pressure tags: @danidanisara,@colourofthetrap, @rock-n-roll-fantasy ,@oh-those-barricade-boys , @nogoinghomegame, @artthurshelby, @saucerful-strange, @anditwentlikethis, @sophiemars & whoever wants to do this.

Thank you for the tag!! 🤍🤍

1. Loyalty - Kendrick Lamar ft. Rihanna

2. Wolves - Azure Ryder

3. Ivy - Frank Ocean

4. LUV - Tory Lanez ft. Sean Paul

5. Roses - BJ The Chicago Kid

6. Poetic Justice - Drake ft. Kencrick Lamar

7. Go Solo - Tom Rosenthal

8. Alright - Kendrick Lamar

9. Wet Dreamz - J. Cole

10. Humble - Kendrick Lamar

I tag: @that-dumb-space-kid @madrugadasdespertas @thefirstsin @the-devils-feather @the-oh-in-24601 (if you want to!)

Ahh thank you for the tag, honey <3

Open tag, lovelies <3

It said open tag sooo

1. Tum Se Hi by Pritam

2. It's nice to have a friend by Taylor Swift

3. Love poem by IU

4. GANADARA by Jay park (feat. IU)

5. Quafiraana by Arjeet Singh and Nikita Gandhi

6. Wildflower by 5SOS

7. Venom by Stray Kids

8. Galaxy by Taeyeon

9. Wildflower Wildfire by Lana Del Ray

10. Star Lost aby Stray Kids

Tagging (no pressure): @streetfighter29 @gulab-ja-moon @malfoytookmyheart @leftperfectionmoon @fanvergentinexistentialcrisis @thelastfunctioningbraincell @hailraykin @tittliii @darcy-is-my-spirit-human @chandaniyan @reginaphilan and anyone else who wants to try!!!

Thanks for the tag!

No pressure ✌️

@malfoytookmyheart @rebelliousrochelle @wdwandpensfan @soupynoodles @pwcbthesixth @anyone!

@dannyvhs @trickstergaybriel @broken-arr0ws

oh fun! thank you for the tag!

@anyone who wants to!!

which oc of yours is most likely to end up in prison, and for what?

bonus question [optional]: most likely to break them out?

reblog and put in the tags whether or not you'd win a fight between you and your pfp + why

image: a meme depicting a shrimp in a doctors coat standing in a doctors office gesturing at the exam table. the text "yes hello welcome to the shrimp hospital, what are y. what are your shrimptoms" is in impact font on the top and bottom of the image which is watermarked with the url @wizardsisananimal. end ID.

in honor of shrimp week here's an image i made a few years ago🦐🩺🥼

tagged by @violetbudd to show off my home screen, lock screen, last song ive listened to and the last pic i saved so here it is >:)))

so cool right omg <3333333

im tagging @irlamandayoung @taxid3rmyp0lt3rg3ist @bathfinder @s3hnsucht

uhmuhm idk who 2 tag so if u want to u can do this LMAO

Homescreen is my baby kitty Emilie!!! She's so pretty❤❤

Do it if you want! I think this is fun

What are the first three tags you get when you type 'then'