dannyphantom-rewrite reblogged
Danny narrowed his eyes as the Uber arrived at the church, and he finally remembered the occasion.
“Wait, Mom? Did we just pregame Vlad’s funeral?” Danny asked. Maddie scowled.
“Shut up and act sober. For some reason, your dad loved that miserable creep,” she told him.
“It’s the only way to get through the day,” Jazz agreed, fumbling to open the door and step out.
"Can I say goodbye to him alone?" Danny asked.
"Of course Danny." Jack said tearfully.
Everyone shuffled out.
Danny stepped closer to the casket. "I know you're not dead." He said.
"Yeah no ****."
#this is even more hysterical if its post phantom planet.#vlad avoiding all repercussions by pretending to be dead#danny goes to the graveyard after#jams some kind of anti ghost device into the grave plot#and sits back to watch vlad crawl back up from six feet under bc fuck you fruit loop#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#jack fenton#maddie fenton#jazz fenton#jasmine fenton