“What? No, my parents didn’t kill me. I killed me.”

A look of horror crossed Mr. Lancer’s face. “You what?”

“Okay, yeah. I can see how it sounds bad worded like that—”

“You—you—”

“Danny is being very generous. I’m the one that killed him,” Sam insisted.

“Oh, you did not,” he brushed off. “I walked into that portal on my own.”

“You wouldn’t have even gotten near that portal if it wasn’t for me nudging you into it.”

“You just want to take all the credit. I was totally on board. We had a photoshoot planned and everything!”

Sam snorted. “Some photoshoot that was.”

“I heard the photos were killer.”

Her eyes lit up. “I think that’s what I labeled them in my photo album, actually. ‘Danny Fenton, killed 2004.’”

“No.”

“I do. I wrote it in purple gel pen and everything.”

Danny shook his head. “I call bullshit.”

Mr. Lancer looked like his head might explode any moment. “You—you have photos of Mr. Fenton dying?”

Sam shrugged. “More or less.”

Danny smiled, fangs poking his bottom lip. “My one regret is that i didn’t throw up one last peace sign.”

Mr Lancer: I need your mother or father to sign this.

Danny: You're gonna have to be specific, I have like 8 of each.

Mr Lancer: ...

Danny: Either I'm collecting them or they're collecting me. Either way depending on what you want signed it could be any of them you need.

Mr Lancer: It's ... For an excursion?

Danny: Do you know how little that narrows it down?

Mr Lancer: To the Greek exhibition in the natural history museum.

Danny: Ah, Pandora or Clockwork then, gotchya.

And that day Mr Lancer learnt that several ghosts are legally down as Danny's guardians alongside his parents and Jack and Maddie seem blissfully unaware. Jazz is also listed as a guardian in case of emergency.

Actually Johnny is for skipping because he'll act like he's gonna tell Danny off but then they just go get ice-cream.

Clockwork is for late assignments and missing out on events often rearranging time just for Danny's sake.

Frostbite is the one to contact if Danny needs emotional support because he's the one who is able to handle it without crying or trying to alter a timeline.

Wulf is more like an older brother but he is like a big fuzzy body guard and can be asked to chaperone. No one is ever late when he carpools and no one ends up lost in time like that one time they asked Clockwork... Poor Kevin...

Skulker does get called in for fights about two to three times before teachers realise he isn't the best person to contact. Rather than discouraging violence Skulker just tells Danny how he could have done it better. They call him about camping trips now.

Walker becomes the one they call for fights because Walker discourages violence. But Unbeknownst to teachers he just teaches Danny how to use the law to his advantage and that ... Might not be better?

Boxy just makes sure everything Danny needs is always available. He leaves boxes of supplies with the front office.

Pandora deals in history assignments, emotional support if Danny needs to rampage and generally just Mom stuff like bake sales if the cakes shouldn't come to life.

Kitty and Ember tag team handle anything to do with bullying because those girls can tear down a mean kid to the core in seconds. Ember also is the one to show up for music related events. Kitty just sorta makes sure Danny doesn't make any major fashion blunders like his crocs and socks fiasco that one time none of the ghosts will acknowledge, not even Danny.

Dorathea mostly acts as moral support, a second chaperone and she signs anything to do with balls or parties, making sure Danny is allowed to go. These are the events she likes to chaperone but usually Danny just convinces everyone to just have Dorathea be part of the event. She's won Queen of the Dance at multiple events.

Lunch Lady handles catering and Danny's lunch, though she treats Danny more like a grandchild than a direct child.

Desiree loves getting involved in theatre and often designs the outfits for plays to be historically accurate, with some help from Clockwork. The theatre kids love Danny even though he doesn't often participate, because Desiree always sets them up with awesome clothes and props.

Okay but where's the fic??

oh jeez, oh no, uhhh, I can't possibly take on a second long for wip

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Okay okay CONSIDER: this all occurs like. Immediately post reveal, which is why no one really questions why Danny's entire rouges gallery has adopted him.

It's like 1:30 am but this thought just hit me. So you know that post about Mr. Lancer and everyone knowing Danny is half ghost and stuff and at first it was sweet but then people angst'd it up (because I mean what else are you gonna do in the phandom?) And then this post (x) came across my dash and I was thinking about a mix of both of these sentiments. Mr. Lancer who does know Danny is half ghost, but also has to keep up appearances because high schoolers will bitch and moan if they think someone else is special or different treatment. Like Lancer tries to give Danny as much leeway as he can, while also holding him to a standard and making it obvious to the rest of the students that he expects the best from them as well. He's not outright trying to be a dick with home visits and detentions and shit but you can't just not???? especially when Danny is really struggling and you can't exactly go "lmao yeah he's Fenton and Phantom" like there's a certain protocol that has to be held to. Also???? In general Mr. Lancer trying to get through the curriculum that's been decided by the state so they can do moderately well on state tests even though ghost attacks severely cut down on instructional time because WOW can you imagine going back to class after a ghost attack. It's hard enough to do after an impromptu fire alarm or whatever but when everyone's lives have been threatened? Students pulling out phones or ditching class just to make sure their friends are alright? And then as a teacher the stress because you understand where these kids are coming from but also you need everyone back in the classroom so that you know where they are and that they're safe and just balancing all of that? On top of trying to get something taught or passed out. Kids who use a ghost attack to ditch school and you don't know where they are or if they're safe and in loco parentis really fucks you up because you really do feel responsible for your students (even and sometimes especially for the "shitty students" because they aren't bad kids). I wonder if the school attendance system has a way to mark absent because of ghost attack, or absent after ghost attack. Imagine having to make comment codes in the grade book that denote "ghost attack" or "excused bc ghost attack" Mr. Lancer just doing his best in an extremely shitty situation while also trying to help the local ghost boy who is also his student.... damn AND Lancer still doing his best (however awkwardly) to relate to his students and build that student-teacher relationship. FUCK

I really wish we got more post reveal stories.

I mean just imagine the DRAMA of it all.

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Mr Lancer: as you all can see this is a fine example of the existential crisis Poe was emerged in as the years marched closer to his death.... *pauses because he notices Danny isn't paying attention* Daniel you'll need to be able to explain what an existential crisis is for the test. Internal strife was driving force for many of the writers during this Era.

Danny: my existence walks a thin tightrope between life and Death. How the heck do you think I dont know what a existential crisis is? I have them almost monthly???

Mr Lancer: I....we really need to find a new school guidance counselor.

Danny: *eyes wide* no we absolutely do not

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*Sam, Tucker, and Danny crowed around Mr. Lancers desk*

Tucker: Danny's brain is being stupid so he can only talk in ghost speak till it fixes itself.

Danny: *spouts gibberish, clearly annoyed that tucker called him stupid*

Mr Lancer: *raises eye brows* I will give you points for creativity Mr. Fenton but Participation is still part of your grade. You can't get out of it that easily.

Danny: *spouting worried giberish, trying and failing to defend himself.*

Sam: Mr. Lancer he's not faking this to get out of class.

Mr. Lancer: then why hasn't he done this in class before now? You can't just use your abilities to get out of work now that everyone knows Mr. Fenton.

Tucker: you haven't seen it before because Danny would skip class out of fear!!

Mr Lancer: *blinks in surprise, mouth opening and closing like a fish as his brain processes the new information* I am sorry Danny I didn't realize...that makes sense....Ill make sure to accommodate you better from now on.

Danny: *smiles softly and says what must of been the ghost speak equivalent of a sincere thank you*

Mr. Lancer: Though I will say this is an odd thing to happen. Is it frequent?

Sam: not as much as it used to be. We think Dannys brain has a hard time masking as just either a ghost or a human sometimes. so it just jumbles the two things together and he gets stuck with a random ghost attribute.

Tucker: yeah its why he wears shades for his "migraines " sometimes. Those were to hide his scary eyes when he couldn't get them to go back to normal.

Mr. Lancer: Scary ey- *Danny flashes his eyes and startles Mr. Lancer so bad that he falls out of his desk chair.*

Danny: *shouts in gibberish and quickly floats over the desk to offer to help his teacher up off the ground*

Mr. Lancer: *hesitently takes the hand of his very human looking but still floating student and pulls himself up* this is going to take getting used to.

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Mr. Lancer: *looks up from the glowing document he was just handed* I dont think this counts as a permission slip.

Observant: Thats because its not, its...i suppose the best human word would be a subpoena.

Mr. Lancer: WAIT, WHAT?? *Leans to the side so he can make eye contact with Danny who's currently looking like he wants to be anywhere but here* Mr. Fenton why are you being summoned by some type of ghostly court of law?????

Observant: *cutting Danny off before he can say anything* because as current king he is judge, jury, and even executioner if he so sees fit. We can not continue without him there.

Everyone in the classroom: KING??????!!!?!!??

Wes: y'all are really gonna skip over the executioner bit there?

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Danny: I am really sorry but this festival only happens once a cycle and I really need to be there.

Mr. Lancer: absolutely not. You need to present your presentation on your cultural roots that Day.

Danny: wait so let me get this straight. Your going to make me miss something that is significantly important in my culture to talk about culture.

Mr lancer: Your culture? Daniel your not a ghost.

Danny: *shocked* not a ghost..... *changes into phantom and starts floating.* didn't realize humans could fly now.

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Like there's so much you can do, and I really wish more people wrote it.

Also I may one shot all of these at some point 😅💖

Mr Lancer: -wakes to someone poking him-

Mr Lancer: Wha- ...

Phantom: Don't freak out.

Mr Lancer glancing at his clock: I would not freak out Mr Phantom, I know you're not malevolent, however I do have concerns as to why you're in my house at 3 in the morning.

Phantom: I need your help.

Mr Lancer: My help? Why would you need my help? I'm just a high school principal and teacher.

Phantom: Honestly? You're like the smartest guy I know besides the Fenton's and some tool in Wisconsin.

Mr Lancer: I see why you wouldn't go to the Fent- wait you think I'm smart?

Phantom: Of course! You're a teacher, a good one from what I hear. Anyway, I need to learn how to knit.

Mr Lancer: To... Knit?

Phantom: Yeah, don't ask why, but I figured you might know, most older generations do. And of not you might know someone.

Mr Lancer: I do happen to know. Why do you want to learn how to knit?

Phantom: I said not to ask- (sigh). Christmas sweaters.

Mr Lancer: Come again?

Phantom: I recently started celebrating Christmas and I wanted to get sweaters for some of my ghost friends. Thing is they're oddly shaped, so finding the right size is gonna be hard. I figured I'd make them.

Mr Lancer: That's... Quite heart warming actually. There's more good ghosts?

Phantom: Oh yeah, plenty, they just like to stay in the ghost zone, coming out here just causes trouble. People get scared. Which is good, no one gets unnecessarily hurt. But it also means that humans only see the bad percentage.

Mr Lancer: Well... Not entirely.

Phantom: Hm?

Mr Lancer: Well, you're out here making a difference and showing people not all ghosts are bad.

Phantom: I guess you're right. Thanks. So... Can you teach me to knit?

Mr Lancer: Not right now. It's 3am remember.

Phantom: Oh! Yeah no I was thinking on the weekend... Since you have work during the week.

Mr Lancer: My Saturdays are free. Drop by at a reasonable time. I'd be happy to teach you.

Phantom smiling brightly: Thanks so much. This means a lot to me.

Mr Lancer: Before you go.

Phantom: Yes?

Mr Lancer: How did you know where I lived?

Phantom: ...

Mr Lancer: ...

Phantom: ...

Mr Lancer: ...

Phantom flying out the window: I totally didn't follow you home from the school one time because you were being stalked by a ghost that targeted teachers draining them of their intelligence and teaching capabilities... Bye!

Mr Lancer: ... WHAT?

Been browsing the Danny Phantom ao3 tag and I am disappointed in the lack of fanfics centering around the gang being dumb shit high schoolers while ghost hunting. Give me these overpowered dumbasses bitching about local gossip. Give me them trying to copy math answers off the app while nonchalantly shooting at someone. Please I’m begging ya’ll.

PLEASE

I’m currently reading this fic series where Danny is a dumb youtuber bitch doing stupid dares for fun on stream while the whole school comments and honestly i am liVING

Link please!

@bakers-books link ;)

Phic Phight - Fashion Flame War

For: @ghostgothgeek​ and @theaxolotlkween​

Uniforms are a thing that many schools do for various reasons, Casperhigh’s might be a little unique but that doesn’t change the fact that uniforms are still a crime against human rights.

One thing Sam has always liked, heck! All the students had liked, was how lenient Casper High was about things like clothing, make-up, even swearing. Technically the school was also lenient for allowing weapons… but that was ecto-weapons specifically and for good reason. And while there had been that stint with school uniforms, everyone knew that was just the new mayor being a major dick; and Sam had more important things to worry about at the time, namely Vlad specifically. But here and now the school was apparently trying that crap again, according to the letter that went out, so that it would be easier to spot and locate students in the event of an emergency.

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Funny little head canon that students go to Mr Lancer if they have questions or want to learn random but what should be common adult knowledge and skills that generally isn't taught at school. Dash gets his licence and the first thing he does is go to Lancer and ask for tips on maintaining the engine and changing tires. Valerie keeps "mysteriously" tearing clothes and asks Lancer to teach her how to sew. Sam wants to be less dependent on her rich parents and asks Lancer what she'd need to do to get her own place as soon as age permits. Danny asks Lancer to help him learn to cook because his parents cooking is usually awful or alive. Tucker get Lancer's advice on stock investments since he has big plans on being wealthy. If Lancer doesn't know how to do what a student is asking he'll look up videos and go through them with the student so they both learn a new skill. As such Lancer's sort of known as the school dad.

He also let's students know he's proud of them for seeking to learn these skills, finds it infuriating when parents ridicule their children for not knowing how to do something when they never bothered to teach them in the first place. Many problems are also brought to Lancer as students feel more comfortable talking to him. As such he is often the first to know when a student comes out and always the first to support them.

If a student is struggling with a class he won't force them to do more to keep up. He will offer his help and if the student takes it he will go above and beyond to be sure the subject is better understood even if that means repeating material he's already gone over. He understands that students have lives outside of school and often tries to lessen homework on Fridays and Mondays.

I'd like to think that he enjoys his job as a teacher, it's why he teaches so many subjects, it's why he give Danny the time of day to improve. He's not just there for a paycheck or he wouldn't bother with half the stuff he does.

I vote for wholesome Lancer content.

Here. A bunch of cursed images and memes redrawn as dp characters