Mr Lancer: I need your mother or father to sign this.
Danny: You're gonna have to be specific, I have like 8 of each.
Mr Lancer: ...
Danny: Either I'm collecting them or they're collecting me. Either way depending on what you want signed it could be any of them you need.
Mr Lancer: It's ... For an excursion?
Danny: Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Mr Lancer: To the Greek exhibition in the natural history museum.
Danny: Ah, Pandora or Clockwork then, gotchya.
And that day Mr Lancer learnt that several ghosts are legally down as Danny's guardians alongside his parents and Jack and Maddie seem blissfully unaware. Jazz is also listed as a guardian in case of emergency.
Actually Johnny is for skipping because he'll act like he's gonna tell Danny off but then they just go get ice-cream.
Clockwork is for late assignments and missing out on events often rearranging time just for Danny's sake.
Frostbite is the one to contact if Danny needs emotional support because he's the one who is able to handle it without crying or trying to alter a timeline.
Wulf is more like an older brother but he is like a big fuzzy body guard and can be asked to chaperone. No one is ever late when he carpools and no one ends up lost in time like that one time they asked Clockwork... Poor Kevin...
Skulker does get called in for fights about two to three times before teachers realise he isn't the best person to contact. Rather than discouraging violence Skulker just tells Danny how he could have done it better. They call him about camping trips now.
Walker becomes the one they call for fights because Walker discourages violence. But Unbeknownst to teachers he just teaches Danny how to use the law to his advantage and that ... Might not be better?
Boxy just makes sure everything Danny needs is always available. He leaves boxes of supplies with the front office.
Pandora deals in history assignments, emotional support if Danny needs to rampage and generally just Mom stuff like bake sales if the cakes shouldn't come to life.
Kitty and Ember tag team handle anything to do with bullying because those girls can tear down a mean kid to the core in seconds. Ember also is the one to show up for music related events. Kitty just sorta makes sure Danny doesn't make any major fashion blunders like his crocs and socks fiasco that one time none of the ghosts will acknowledge, not even Danny.
Dorathea mostly acts as moral support, a second chaperone and she signs anything to do with balls or parties, making sure Danny is allowed to go. These are the events she likes to chaperone but usually Danny just convinces everyone to just have Dorathea be part of the event. She's won Queen of the Dance at multiple events.
Lunch Lady handles catering and Danny's lunch, though she treats Danny more like a grandchild than a direct child.
Desiree loves getting involved in theatre and often designs the outfits for plays to be historically accurate, with some help from Clockwork. The theatre kids love Danny even though he doesn't often participate, because Desiree always sets them up with awesome clothes and props.
Okay but where's the fic??
oh jeez, oh no, uhhh, I can't possibly take on a second long for wip
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Okay okay CONSIDER: this all occurs like. Immediately post reveal, which is why no one really questions why Danny's entire rouges gallery has adopted him.
