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Jayden , 26, New Zealand
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cafffine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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teaboot

buddy so zonked they reverted to a past incarnation 😔

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reblogged

i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

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nickyflowers

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

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striders

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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