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this love is sewn;

@danielsharrnans / danielsharrnans.tumblr.com

inactive. 2012-2016.
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tessmontyart
Anonymous asked:

What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

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THANK YOU

you people are a circus

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americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american

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oldcoyote

the key to saying asshole like an australian is to remove the h-sound, so it’s just OI. ASSOLE.

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