Cogito, ergo doleo

Boyfriends 💖

Ed when he’s sick: I’m fine! Could a sick man do this? *attempts a standing backflip, gets like halfway through the flip before blacking out and ends up face planting*

Stede when he’s sick: I’m fine! Could a sick man do this? *turns around to go do whatever, very dramatic turn, coattails flaring, and then blacks out mid turn but his body just sort of keeps going and spirals down to the ground*

Stede when Ed’s sick: Yes, that was a very impressive backflip, darling. But you know it would be alright if you weren’t feeling your best. If you maybe wanted to lie down for a bit and I could make you some soup? (Ed: Suppose that might be nice). Wonderful! Now let’s get you bundled up in bed!

Ed (history’s most brilliant tactician) when Stede’s sick: Stede 🥺 Stede my tummy hurts 🥺 Will you come lay down and cuddle with me until I feel better?🥺🥺🥺 *gets back out of bed five minute later after Stede has passed the fuck out to go make his boyfriend some soup*

Close your eyes,

Give me your hand, darling,

Do you feel my heart beating?

Do you understand?

(Tumblr is going to kill the resolution here, please click to see it properly and I’ll love you even more! 💕)

THEY’RE GONNA BE KISSING AND LOVING AND SEXING FOREVER BTW! 💕💕💕💕💕

a deleted scene, david told me so in a dream

NEW BOYFRIENDS PHOTO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Stede: Is this alright? 🥺👉👈

Ed: 🥹🫠🫠

When you steal your boyfriend's hoodie and the sleeves are too long.

(GIF by @manesalex)

run me through

ed/stede - wasteland, baby!

Ed & Stede being protective of each other for @xoxoemynn's birthday 💜

gentlebeard + hands

Use those hands to choke me into oblivion I love them