Sapphire: “Hey babe, check this shit out.”

*does a kickflip over a sleeping Lion*

Ruby: 

I think an appropriate wedding present for Garnet would be a porcelain frog and horse

I have a theory

Also 

Sour Cream uses Lucio 

Bismuth with Brigitte or Reinhart 

Steven with Hammond mostly because he thinks the little fur ball is cute

Connie with Winston

“I now pronounce you....... Garnet.”

I’m a 24 year-old man crying over a wedding in a cartoon show.

Why are you like this Rebecca!?!

Ruby’s Pokemon team:

Rapidash

Blaziken

Turtonator

Ruby and Sapphire on the beach:

Reunited, and it feels so good Reunited 'cause we understood There's one perfect fit And, sugar, this one is it We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

Two smiles that I will fight all of you to protect

She forgot the tag. Thankfully Steven helped

I made the calculations.

But man, I suck at math.

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.

- Ruby, The Question

Now introducing the NEW

Shorty Squad of Beach City

Here’s to you beefy women of Cartoon Network.

I have Ruby because she’s got some beefyness to her even though she’s tiny

If I missed any, feel free to add them to the list. They can even be from non Cartoon Network shows.

You know what?? Let’s just add beefy women in general. Shows, comics, movies, your choice.

If Gems Were In The Avatar Universe

Lapis/Sapphire = Water benders

Peridot/Bismuth/Amethyst/Jasper = Earth benders (Peridot, because of her metal powers)

Ruby/Garnet = Fire benders

Pearl/Stevonnie = Air benders

I’d also put Stevonnie down as a Kyoshi Warrior

When we first met the Ruby Squad, we though Eyeball would forever be the mean one and navy would be nice towards the Crystal gems, now I think Eyeball will end up being a close ally to Steven since he fixed her gem and Navy will keep trying to shatter them. 

Sapphire protecting a poofed Ruby from some Home World gems by freezing and poofing them using an ice sword she made. 

Also

Adult Steven and Connie taking a nap with Lion, his cubs and their own little human

Ruby takes Sapphire to the zoo, gets distracted for a few seconds and looses Sapphire. A few hours pass by and Ruby starts getting worried until she sees a blue figure only to realize it’s Sapphire with a frog on her head, one on her shoulder and 2 on her feet.