Queering The Canon

Pokemon stadium inspired model of my character, Usbeon!

(not f2u)

the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

End the cycle

As we all know and understand, the world is turned by suffering. Every moment a human spends in poverty and strife when they could be a great artist, is another lump of coal for the fire.

As the tender of that flame, I fucking love plucky teenage chosen one types. The belief that individual action can stop the great wheel is actually great fuel for the fire. It's like rocket fuel for my shit.

Look einstien, there's a problem of diminishing returns. Every turn needs a little more torque. The pile of bodies has to be just that much higher.

The firmament is leaking, see? Every turn of the wheel puts a little more strain on it all. Sparks of the fire escape through the gaps in holy words.

To really truly shut the whole operation down, you'd need words to caulk up all the tiny little cracks. Hundreds of thousands of souls in their own little discourses. Button counters in beige little rooms making sure numbers all add up the same way.

Imagine convincing every soul on earth to build a tower out of matchsticks. It's mind numbing stuff.

What I'm saying is you don't get it. But I don't blame you. I'm expecting another warrior prince. I am expecting a thousand more variations on the theme. But I'll still be here. And so will the fire.

I have made an inadvisable purchase

A weapon to strike down your foes

Sound off (music optional)

Aw fuck yes, heres my girl winnifred

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

tumblr my beloved I have neglected you, here’s a mad old bog man to make up for it.

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

yeah okay ill reblog that

Some day I'm going to run a trad fantasy dungeon crawler campaign where instead of unbroken ten-thousand-year dynasties, every time the player characters need to interact with the nobility, etc. I use a set of lookup tables to randomly generate the kingdom's current political situation. If the new results are irreconcilable with the old, there was a revolution while they were down in the dungeon and they didn't notice.

Fascinated by the idea that having a player character with a noble backstory accelerates the pace of political turmoil because each downtime counts as a separate instance of "interacting with nobility".

Historian: and then after thousands of years of relative stability, the Third Age finally came to a close, followed by the Age of We're Not Gonna Fucking Get Into This Bullshit.

NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET VENTED OUT THE AIRLOCK

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!

// I love cooking comics best. And this one has ingredients so cheap I made a point to save it to my harddrive. It was originally drawn by Lucie Bryon here on Tumblr.

If you're extremely low spoons like me, you can used canned or frozen veggies, and some supermarkets sell pre-cooked chicken

Throw it all in the pot and fry it with butter to make it taste better, then throw in your water and noodles until it looks good

If you don't have the energy but have a spice rack, powdered garlic, onion, ginger. Measure with your heart. Add one egg yoke. Dash of regular soy sauce. Siracha, again measure with your heart. Don't have that? Chili flakes or anything with a mild spice. Mix. Set aside. Heat water. Bring to a boil. Add ramen packet + ramen noodles. Cook till soft. Add one ladle of your broth to your yoke + spice mix. Mix that. Add noodles + additional broth. Add extra dash of soy sauce. Eat and be content.

Speaking as someone who is frequently busy AND low-energy, let me tell you some of my ramen hacks!

Finally, because I have a lot of days where I have no energy AND barely time for lunch: THE MICROWAVE. Put your broth and noodles in a bowl, microwave it for 2 minutes. Pull apart the noodles (which will still be firm but not a brick) to make a little nest to crack an egg into. Add any other protein and your frozen veggies, then microwave it for another 2 minutes. THE BOWL WILL BE VERY HOT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, BE CAREFUL. But look at that! Fast, delicious, nutritious ramen!

Standard ramen bricks do not have to be boiled. You can prepare them exactly like cup ramen: Brick in bowl, powder on brick, pour two cups boiling water over it. Cover bowl with a plate. Give it about four minutes. Perfect soft noodles. Never gets that horrid ramen slimy situation going even if you ADHD away from your wip food, the noodles are still soft and lovely, just uhh cold.

If you have access to an Asian grocery store, try pickled mustard green. It's like $2 and, being pickled, lasts forever in the fridge. Especially wonderful on jjajang (black soybean) ramen.

I can't believe i saw a post listing ramen ingredients without this

when is omega getting his own game

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